Oscar Wildcat - 2011-05-22
Really, this kind of rant requires the full Shatner. Nothing less.
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Meerkat - 2011-05-22 No, Lithgow pulled off a comic seriousness and over the top dramatics that Shatner would have been too busy mugging to get right.
Lithgow was the proper choice for this.
Or perhaps Donald Pleasance.
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FABIO - 2011-05-22 Comparing their 20,000 Feet performances, Lithgow is definitely the better choice for an insane screechy Republican.
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jangbones - 2011-05-22
an actual, semi-serious presidential candidate released this statement
this is going to be one of the most entertaining primaries and campaigns in American history
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Bootymarch - 2011-05-22
Does this speech have anything to do with anything?
Political Elite?
Challenges?
Newt, your most prominent moment in American politics was when you were spearheading impeachment charges against a president for not doing anything actually illegal, and subsequently being found to have been having a years-long affair.
FUCK YOU (this was great, though)
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phalsebob - 2011-05-22
That release was written by a 14 year old with an alcoholic Republican dad, right?
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Knuckles - 2011-05-22
It really sort of makes sense. Gingrich wants the world to return to the 19th century, so he writes like a politician from the gilded age.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2011-05-23 The jawbone of an ass, however, is distinctly conservative.
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memedumpster - 2011-05-22
It's not my goddamned president. Understand, monkey boy?
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boner - 2011-05-22
that was really fucking florid.
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GravidWithHate - 2011-05-22
U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A!
This may be the only time I've ever been sure that was chanted ironically.
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baleen - 2011-05-23
Newt really wishes he were a bad sci fi writer from the 70s.
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StanleyPain - 2011-05-23 Why wish when he can be a bad sci-fi writer from the 90s?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1945_%28Gingrich_novel%29
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