Never have the tags "what hell sounds like" and "white people" been more appropriate.

Everything in this video feels just like a cut-away from My Name is Earl with Earl's monologue describing another one of Jamie Pressley's character's failed attempts at fame and leads into another thing on Earl's list. The cut-away would be about a really awful idea for a rap career and it would be really hammed up and cheesy and fucking horrible to make the point clearer.

This is exactly like that.

I never thought I'd say this, but this could really benefit from some Auto-tune.

well at least it's not a cover of Mot�rhead right???

I'm not sure how it's scientifically possible for the song to get worse as it goes on, but there it is.

White people like to steal art so they can ruin it.

FUCK

Standing heee-URR with no feee-URRR.

"IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SONG, FUCK YOU"

She went to the James Hetfield School of Counting Syllables.

god damn

She shouldn't bring attention to how long her limbs are, and also, her face is disturbing. Who the hell would ever want to take a photo of this creature? She shouldn't model OR rap, maybe WalMart will hire her.

Modern rap/hip hop/R&B/whatever always astonishes me in that it takes so much effort, money, and resources to make music that is uniformly worse than anything ever in this history of ever.

shes pretty much my dream girl...

This is unbearable.

Five stars!