Billy the Poet Even if there had been a Rapture, the population of smug, comfortable Western Christians wouldn't have diminished by even a percent.
Oscar Wildcat Indeed: the fact that no-one is gone is _no_ indication that the Rapture did not happen. In fact, it's what you would legitimately expect.
Cyberblah They were off by a day and it turns out The Macho Man Randy Savage was the only devout person.
Mother_Puncher Why the hell are they waiting for Jesus to come back anyway? Why can't all the Christians just line up in front fo trains all around the world and "accidentally" get his? Bam, easy entry to heaven. Their lives seem pretty hollow just waiting around for something that seems to never come anyway.
But that's mainly because I'd really like to see all of this happen.
spikestoyiu Because ending your life in any other fashion than a natural death is a sin. Or some shit.
chumbucket Witnesses report hearing a loud trombone "loser theme" from Price Is Right
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