Mother_Puncher - 2011-05-24 Why the hell are they waiting for Jesus to come back anyway? Why can't all the Christians just line up in front fo trains all around the world and "accidentally" get his? Bam, easy entry to heaven. Their lives seem pretty hollow just waiting around for something that seems to never come anyway.
But that's mainly because I'd really like to see all of this happen.
spikestoyiu - 2011-05-24 Because ending your life in any other fashion than a natural death is a sin. Or some shit.
chumbucket - 2011-05-24 Witnesses report hearing a loud trombone "loser theme" from Price Is Right