Burnov I'd love to see the mother of the girl scout being interviewed on tv in an alternative outcome for this incident being all like:
"So why did you grab these teenaged girls by the hair and uppercut them in the face 26 times each?"
"They just had really stupid looking faces and I felt compelled to punch them... and I wanted my daughter's money back".
I'm sure their glib argument on the utility of theft for personal gain wouldn't seem so reasonable.
Oscar Wildcat I'm envious of these ladies, they're far better adapted to life in modern America than I ever was or will be.
Mother_Puncher I like these girls. They don't pretend to be sorry for what they did. They're the kind of girls that you could be with when you are at home and happen to find a corpse in the crawl space that you had no idea how it got there and had no involvment in it's expiration right before you are about to "get it on". A lot of women would just scream and ask a lot of questions like some wise guy and eventually you'd get tired of their shit and hypothetically knock them out and bury their still breathing bodies under your shed. Not these girls.
Oscar Wildcat Nope, not these. These girls would have spiked your drink with roofies and be making off with your stereo equiptment long before you had a chance to murder them, MP. Checkmate, Bro!
Mother Lumper Mother Puncher, dibs on the blonde one. She didn't even care about having her face obscured, that's a special level of apathy I think could handle the amalgamation of prostitute bodies I've been stitching together in my Carolinian subterranean dungeon.
Mother_Puncher Fine. The fake redhead will be a nice surprise when I see her face right before I burn it off with lye.
Sundry The one with the obscured face may have been a minor.
Random The logic these two employ reminds me of the characters from It's Always Sunny.
Mother_Puncher I can barely see that. Usually the gang have a real plan for the things they do and usually involves some big-picture plan that they go about it the wrong way and their logic is warped but pretty sound. These girls saw money and just took it. It's more like a Petty Theft Paul thing
CJH i'm in love with the blonde one and i don't care who knows it
boner I've never seen girls like this that weren't giving blowjobs in a Larry Clark movie