I see Bialystock and Bloom have branched out into film.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
Uwe Boll made this movie while he was making a new Bloodrayne movie and a serious movie about Auschwitz. He did this so he could recycle sets and casts, this movie is pretty much Bloodrayne with a fat lady.
|Born in the RSR |
Uwe Boll as Hitler, five stars.
I'd still rather watch this than any Lars Von Trier movie.
|Maggot Brain |
Let me see if I can understand this from the trailer...
It's about 1942 and somehow American pop culture has advanced forty nine years into the future.
Unless this movie has a time machine or "movie-nah-movie" plot I don't want to see it.
I wonder if Germany has given any thought to deporting Boll?
I'm so glad he is making more of his own projects and less video game related films.
|Adham Nu'man |
Oh... oh wait... NOW I GET IT! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S FAT!!! LOLOCAUST!!!!1
She isn't even that fat.
I live in Central America. She's quite fat for our standards.
Although honestly, in my trips to the United States I found you Americans to be less fat than I had actually been led to believe.
I live on the Planet Earth, and by our standards, she's goddamn enormous.
Definately not, she isn't anywhere near fat enough to raise my pulse.
Adham, Mexico is tied with the US for fattest country. Surprisingly, routinely among the top ten is Syria.
I could write better stuff about a fat vampire that kills Nazis.
Not sure that is a boast or not.
|Billy the Poet |
If we're going to build a concentration camp set, we might as well shoot three horribly offensive movies on it.
So did they film many scenes? Did they just take the Blood Rayne script and replace the actress for a take? Did they film reaction shots from the Bluberella actress and edit into the movie?
HOW LAZY IS THIS?
However, she can walk on her own two feet, so not that fat.
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