|Killer Joe |
FOREVER. THAT'S HOW LONG. GOD DAMMIT, THIS TOWN SUCKS!
This movie was literally pitched around a new final cut plug in.
Sheriff Bo Duke's all, "Relax, my kid's Superman."
Yeah, it does look like it could last forever.
|Oscar Wildcat |
...and only one boy with Aspergers can save them!
Jessie needs to work on his Goldblum impression. More random pauses, more stretching out the ends of words, more guttural noises.
Bo Duke and Sargeant Stedenko, what's not to like.
|Robin Kestrel |
Man, fuck the National Weather Service. Those evil pricks.
|Caminante Nocturno |
"I will make sure you never set foot inside a weather station again!"
The ultimate threat.
Something about this movie just screams that it was made by fundies or creationists or something. Dunno why.
Oh man this movie is fucking horrible; the trailer barely scrapes the surface. It's on Netflix instant.
I think it must have been promoted by the capalert guy or something; here's an example of the few positive reviews: "What a breath of fresh air!! No cussing, nudity, sexual activity or gay relationship promotions! I gave it a 5 star because I can!!"
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