Smellvin - 2011-05-30 I mostly voted this up in the hopper in order to make an obvious fried chicken joke. I seem to have been undercut rather thoroughly by the tags.
Zarathustra00 - 2011-05-30 The entire Bellarmine Knights mens basketball team and their coaches were made Kentucky Colonels for winning the division II championship.
phalsebob - 2011-05-30 Oh, so they are like Mensa, but with pick up truck on blocks on the lawn.
Menudo con queso - 2011-05-30 First five seconds: silly amounts of weapons and fat hands.
The gun manufacturing lobby--if it knows what's good for it--will team up with the processed food industry to fight tooth and nail against anything that creates more fitness in the USA. Unnecessary weapons sales will plummet the moment the porkbeast quotient in this country drops.
oddeye - 2011-05-30 If the general mental health of the country improves I bet weapon sales would also drop.
Cena_mark - 2011-05-30 There is nothing crazy about America's love of not being defenseless victims. I'm going to get my first gun pretty soon.
memedumpster - 2011-05-30 I know a guy who's a Kentucky Colonel. You get the title through community service.
What the hell is this guy even talking about?
Cena_mark - 2011-05-30 I believe you still need to be nominated by another Colonel, but its your good deeds that will get you nominated.
oddeye - 2011-05-30 They not let you use guns in the military?
Cena_mark - 2011-05-30 Well of course I can use guns. Currently I'm not in a position where I need them and I'm talking about guns for private use.
cognitivedissonance - 2011-05-31 Right, but you don't need a license to carry a concealed knife, and the Obamatroopers are inching ever closer.