I refuse to admit that it's quite an outfit. In fact, I refuse to admit that's even an outfit at all. He's naked. That's what he looks like naked.

The guy is really at his best doing children's television.

OCTAGON!

This music seems out of place. Somewhere, there is a swords & sorcery epic with goofy, bouncy music playing over one of its travelogues.

His Zord forms the codpiece.

Am I hearing a little Ian Anderson? I used to watch this occasionally. It's the most drugged out shit ever. It's like HR puffnstuff on some weird designer drugs rather than LSD and heroin.

This is a magical, enchanted village we found among underbrush while digging around the deepest, darkest swaths of the African Delta. They only existed because we believed in them.

This was his one condition for doing the show.