This is great, really. There's a ton of great lines in this story.

"Prepare to embrace your creators in the stygian haunts of hell, barbarian"

"All that you hear is less than I hear! I heard footsteps coming towards us. Silence yourself that we may find out whom we are being brought into contact with. I doubt that any would have thought as yet of searching this passage for us. The advantage of surprize will be upon our side."

I don't know what the proper adjective to paragraph ratio is, but this shit is out of control.