|Hugo Gorilla |
A mediocre and cynical attempt from the famed nemesis of the Dark Knight. Where's the whimsy? Where's the psychosis? If the Joker's best plan to terrorize people is to have his punchline being "roving bands of excited negro youths" then he needs to pass the mantle of Batman's counterpoint onto Riddler and give up. I expect this kind of uninspired edginess from Cluemaster or Carlos Mencia.
And couldn't his henchman find something better to steal than Flip video cameras?
|wtf japan |
Yeah, but how did he wrangle so many black people? And why didn't he just use Juggalos instead? Seems like a natural fit.
Depends on the city. In a southern city like Atlanta or Charlotte you'd find plenty of black people but very few Juggalos. Plus I wouldn't waste my money on Juggalos they'd just blow it on XXXL ICP T-Shirts.
I assume to wrangle all those people he just walked around the block shouting "I'm gonna make it rain $500 at the Subway."
Seems like it might be a bad idea to shout "I've got $500" at people who are desperate enough to tear up a Subway to get a small portion of it.
THA SUGAH RAIN
^ correct. Never announce how much cash in your pants in a subway.
The Joker's little known, lame-ass cousin "The Humor Guy"
Subway viral (and focused) marketing
"SO YOU SEE, BATMAN, MY LITTLE 'SOCIAL EXPERIMENT' HAS REVEALED A DARK AND DISTURBING TRUTH ABOUT HUMAN NATURE!"
"You mean that people will do dumb shit for money? Everyone already knew that, Joker."
"What? N....no, they didn't. Nobody knew that."
"Of course they did. Are you not aware of reality shows? There are entire industries built around people doing stupid shit for money. Some would argue that it's one of the cornerstones of capitalism, and thus our entire society! How can you not know that? What the hell, Joker?"
"Yeah, well....some of those people fell down and got bruised! HA!"
"Okay, you know what? When you're ready to stop phoning it in, let me know. I'm leaving."
"I'm a little ashamed of you right now."
He could at least have laced the money with some chemical that causes horrific burns.
Well, that's one way to get black people into a Subway.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Oh you mean THAT subway.
Five dollar footlongs for everybody!
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
And he just had to break the ceiling tile with the speaker. Those things are a bitch to cut and install.
|Binro the Heretic |
Oh...a Subway. Not a subway.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"Gee, Mistah J., aren't you gonna turn them into mutants or...or...or...gas em or give em some fish with psycho drugs or nuttin?"
"I..look, Harl, we have a new budget. The economy isn't what it was, my dear."
"Oh okay, puddin'. So what do you want to do now, Mistah J?"
"I know! Let's spraypaint something?"
"I just remembered, Ivy wanted me to come over for a girls night...but I'll be back to wreck some mayhem soon, okay puddin'?"
"Oh...yes. Good by-"
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