From the director of "Booger sucker gross (85 views)"
This is you isn't it??
Actually, for Massachusetts, she sounds like she went to finishing school.
|Helena Handbasket |
Wow that lady sounds like my aunt.
Also, we nearly had a tornado in NH as well. We just got hail though.
There have been at least three verified tornadoes so far in MA today, maybe more (I haven't checked the news in a few hours). I'm visiting family up north and we didn't even get rain here, but there was so much lightning in Boston you could see it all the way up here, almost 50 miles away. Continuous lightning literally like a strobe light, for more than half an hour. Never seen anything like it, especially not in this part of the country.
HOLY fucking FUCKITY-FUCK its a FUCKING FUCK-NADO!!!!!
It's nice to know that sometimes annoying people die.
I know people who talk just like this under stress, it doesn't stop being funny.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
Damn, bitch! Just keep driving the 80mph you're doing and you will leave the tornado behind. Fucking fuck face!
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Settle down, Beavis.
The guy advises the sailor to park under a bridge for cover from the tornado. This is actually a bad idea and experts urge you to either try to avoid the tornado or get to a basement. Your subaru isn't going to cut it when the bridge falls on it.
This is sadly pertanint information.
Kids in the car.
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Shit, I had like 6 more people I wanted to show this to.
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