I think the kid from brooklyn needs to stick to making videos about starbucks and parking meters or whatever the hell fat old men like to scream about.
This assuming that old men generally don't typically prefer to rant about horrid skin disorders.
You know it's honestly more likely that he lives in a city in which the water is extremely hard and he just happens to have exceptionally sensitive skin.
It's delightful to imagine that the Bilderbergers' scheme to destroy humanity was chugging along happily right until the moment this guy decided to call them the "Dildobergers."