fluffy - 2011-06-07 Yes, God forbid that a couple who loves each other and wants to raise a child be allowed to do so.
SixDigitDebt - 2011-06-07 The worst part is that this guy probably thinks he's toning it down and doesn't think his point is insane at all.
I always 5 evil.
Mother_Puncher - 2011-06-07 So divorce and the military rob children of a mommy or daddy too? But both of those are as American as apple pie and organized crime. But I'm sure he is an expert on developmental pyschology and thinks children who grow up with a same-sex couple are much better off in a home where on parent savagely beats the other. I trust him. He is pandering to a group beyond his comfort zone with facts and evidence.
IrishWhiskey - 2011-06-07 "...which is why why we must outlaw divorce! Oh wait, we're supposed to target the unpopular minority groups first, then move onto banning contraceptives, divorce and women in the workplace. Remember Jim, one step at a time."
Xenocide - 2011-06-07 Don't forget to outlaw dead parents! In the event that a parent dies for any reason, he or she must be replaced with a lookalike within 24 hours. Preferably before the kid notices something's wrong. Just tell them daddy got a haircut or something.
IrishWhiskey - 2011-06-07 Mitchell and Webb got there before you.
Xenocide - 2011-06-08 Bastards! They preemptively stole my joke several years ago!
FABIO - 2011-07-28 The VERY FIRST snl episode stole that joke.
phalsebob - 2011-06-07 The great thing about pandering to the Intelligent Design crowd is that you never have to change your argument or defend it with facts.
themilkshark - 2011-06-08 Yeah, a mommy and daddy. Doesn't matter if mom is a cokehead and dad beats her and the kids, it's still better than those fucking homos with their fashion sense and self-esteem.
StanleyPain - 2011-06-08 This guy has self-loathing closet gay written all over him.
chumbucket - 2011-06-08 Nothing about what he said had anything to do with "freedom".
memedumpster - 2011-06-08 Get back in the ditch, you fucking morlock.