So divorce and the military rob children of a mommy or daddy too? But both of those are as American as apple pie and organized crime. But I'm sure he is an expert on developmental pyschology and thinks children who grow up with a same-sex couple are much better off in a home where on parent savagely beats the other. I trust him. He is pandering to a group beyond his comfort zone with facts and evidence.
"...which is why why we must outlaw divorce! Oh wait, we're supposed to target the unpopular minority groups first, then move onto banning contraceptives, divorce and women in the workplace. Remember Jim, one step at a time."
Don't forget to outlaw dead parents! In the event that a parent dies for any reason, he or she must be replaced with a lookalike within 24 hours. Preferably before the kid notices something's wrong. Just tell them daddy got a haircut or something.
Yeah, a mommy and daddy. Doesn't matter if mom is a cokehead and dad beats her and the kids, it's still better than those fucking homos with their fashion sense and self-esteem.