cognitivedissonance
If it was a good body of water, it will be reincarnated as a fjord. If it was a bad body of water, it will be reincarnated as a quay.

boner
Well, a totally clear river can happen when there's toxic crap in it that kills all the living things.

Cena_mark
I hope global warming is real. I want Alaska to get a bit warmer before I get there.

TeenerTot
Oh, Cena, you ratscallion libertarian, you!

Mother_Puncher
Mark, I remember that joke from Little Bush and that show was fucking awful.

baleen
Alaska already has gotten warmer and have fun with all the other welfare rednecks up there.

The Great Mel Bay
Well terrific i've been looking for a new fishing hole

jyrque
"Whoaa."

Johnny Madhouse
They pretty much could have measured the flow rate and volume at least half a kilometer back for pretty much the same results, but being right next to the hole makes for a great picture!

"It's an eleven."

chumbucket
Dude! We should'a brought our kayaks! Then it would be the epicenter of awesome!

Ursa_minor
ECOBROZ!~

Menudo con queso
Impossible to say which is worse: the Backcountry California Bro accent or the British Adventure Lunkhead accent.

memedumpster
Not shown, personal fleet of SUVs loaded with beer and sports equipment with "fuck the whales" bumper stickers.

futurebot
did you just date yourself as 70+ old and still angry at germany for some reason