|Caminante Nocturno |
Uh-oh, Warrior of the Lost World set.
|Black Napkins |
Can't fit no Gor episode in two minutes. The song is longer than two minutes.
|Innocent Bystander |
From what (thankfully) little I know of Gor and its, ah, "followers," either this movie was heavily edited, or it was so cheap they couldn't afford to hire any actresses willing to get nekkid.
This one is a good double-feature with "Cave Dwellers."
I think the issue was more that even low budget Italian sword-and-sorcery hacks from the 80s took one look at the "real" Gor material and said "Uh..."
Superb set of MSTie clips. Especially Palance line delivery as only Palance can.
|Modern Angel |
Believe it or not, the first Gor movie is even worse. That's WITH Oliver Reed hamming it up.
Maybe that should have been "Believe it...(loud inhale) or not"
That's an accomplishment, since (according to IMDB) they were both filmed at once; you'd think the quality would be consistent, if not decline.
You'd think. We got a UHF style throwback channel locally here about a year ago and they do basically nothing but cheap to get movies. Saturdays were (I killed cable; don't need it) a sort of sci-fi or creature feature day. The first Gor movie came on and holy shit, it was completely unwatchable. There were just these 20 minute stretches where NOTHING happened.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I was going to submit this, but I'm glad it's here. I would have used "sexually inadequate writing" as a tag, though.
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