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The Mothership - 2011-06-11

I remember this ad, and I also remember wanting gum after watching it.

fedex - 2011-06-11

I remember this ad, and I also remember thinking tits after the first four seconds

Kid Fenris - 2011-06-11

I was too young to explicitly think that after four seconds, but I remember knowing that I liked what I saw.

I just didn't know why.

loveyouguys - 2011-06-11

There are no mullets or "white trash" in this commercial, dumbass. Rather, this is what good-looking young white people in California looked like at the time. Once again POETV armchair social scientists fail miserably.

loveyouguys - 2011-06-11

You might as well call the cast of "Three's Company" white trash while you're at it...

fedex - 2011-06-11

yeah, or Andy Griffith!

and by the way, that's a lake, not an ocean. Not saying there's no lakes in California, but it looks more like Texas or the midwest to me.

CJH - 2011-06-11

he's right, if you think this is white trash then you ain't seen white trash. 5 for a catchy jingle and for loveyouguys taking a break from being a total retard. give him a hand folks!

CharlesSmith - 2011-06-11

These stars are for CJH thinking loveyouguys was breaking character here.

phalsebob - 2011-06-11

Aren't powerboats de rigueur among waterbourne white trash?

VoilaIntruder - 2011-06-12

Yea, but the tits would be sadder and have children screaming, suckling, and swinging wildly from them if this were really white trash.

Tom Collins - 2011-06-12

30 y/o teenagers

glasseye - 2011-06-12

This is 1981, they were the white trash of today, then.

loveyouguys - 2011-06-12

Those Mountain Dew commercials where they were jumping into the swimming hole, now those involved white trash.

baleen - 2011-06-12

You guys are all wrong. The people in this commercial are obviously hipsters.

fedex - 2011-06-11

i think thats a big pool of sarcasm CJH is standing in with his waterskis on

fedex - 2011-06-11

oops, meant to be a reply to charles smith

Caminante Nocturno - 2011-06-11

Get your flamethrowers out, grab a stick of Juicy Fruit.

hammsangwich - 2011-06-11

I was totally black out drunk when I submitted this, but I know there is at least one mullet in this video. I think the white trash tag should stand because odds are at least a few of these people never bought new clothes or hairdos.

loveyouguys - 2011-06-12

I had just assumed that this site's content was entirely fueled by blackout drunkeness and/or people's last ditch efforts to stave off going postal in their workplace.

loveyouguys - 2011-06-12

Kinda curious why your drunk self was immersed in seeking out chewing gum commercials, though. I guess it's healthier than abusing cocaine or seeking out the company of prostitutes, though.

Big Muddy - 2011-06-11

Huh, I didn't already sub this from my own page? At any rate mine is the definitive uncensored lyric version: http://tinyurl.com/63mf259

Changing the lyric from "take a sniff, pull it out" to "move it in, move it out" had no effect, everyone can recall the former word for word.

kingarthur - 2011-06-12

So Juicy Fruit was basically trying to associate gum with pussy? Bravo.

Old_Zircon - 2011-06-12

I like the cut to the high speed crotch cam right after the "pop it in your mouth" line in this version.

freedoom - 2011-06-11

This is the only juicy fruit commercial i ever remember.

Ursa_minor - 2011-06-11

Juicy Poop
It's gonna move ya
It's got the taste
It goes right through ya
Juicy Poop
The taste the taste the taste
is gonna move ya

- Schoolyard limerick, 1984

sosage - 2011-06-12

This is a classic double entendre tune of my elementary school experience.

Doomstein - 2011-06-12

My favorite gum until they started making it neon yellow. Amazing what aesthetics will do to food.

cognitivedissonance - 2011-06-12

They did that so you'd trade up from the thirty-five cent pack to the Wal-Mart Tub-O-Gum, WHICH ISN'T EVEN JUICY FRUIT, IT'S NICORETTE MINUS THE NICOTINE.

Why the hell does anyone NEED the Tub-O-Gum anyway?! The entire goddamn point of gum is to NOT CONSUME FOOD.

snothouse - 2011-06-12

They put the cum on the gum.

baleen - 2011-06-12

A playground classic.

Jet Bin Fever - 2011-06-15

I used to say "the taste is gonna moooooga!" cause I didn't know what they were saying.

mamiebangs - 2011-06-12

This commercial must have aired for a looong time, because I was born in '82 and I remember it well.

Old_Zircon - 2011-06-12

I definitely saw this after '84. Possibly even '86.

Xiphias - 2011-06-13

maybe you guys are like me and only remember the song, which they used for about 254 years

Kid Fenris - 2016-10-25

I remember seeing it on TV, and it had to have been '84 or later. Some commercials had staying power, I guess.

big pincers - 2011-06-14

the skiing one is better, it has "take a sniff, pull it out" and "it chews so soft, it gets right to ya"

cool water sandwich - 2011-08-22

I'm confused. Does the surfing cause gum, or does the gum cause surfing?

MissLadyArtemis - 2012-08-12

You could avoid them both, just to be safe.

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