Cena_mark
I'm sure the kid didn't see the movie himself. The story of Commando was passed onto him orally by one of the village elders.

sosage
How could he forget the saw blades being thrown like ninja stars?

urbanelf
Let off some steam, Bennett.

baleen
Cena, all your time at a Christian Indoctrination Camp in Africa didn't teach you much, did it.

dairyqueenlatifah
To teach us that things are actually wonderful in Africa and all that stuff about a massive AIDS pandemic, child soldiers in ongoing civil wars, starvation, homelessness, widespread avoidable mortality, and any other reasons to feel sympathetic toward African children are just exaggerated stereotypes perpetrated by the bias left-wing media?

That's what it taught me, anyway.

baleen
The idea is more that everything is horrible marketing does not really help that much when all you want to do is create self sustaining communities.

Paracelsus
Good idea, wonderfully and amusingly executed.

baleen
Haha. I crush you. I'm crushing you.

bongoprophet
oh hey, wanna generalize? ok, then YOU can stop stealing their natural resources.

also, if you're american your foreign aid per capita is quite pitiful compared to most developed countries.

baleen
yeah, stop buying cell phones and computers with crystals mined from children in them, you fucking hypocrite.

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/blood-coltan/

Kumquatxop
I only buy crystals mined from children

Uulanbaatorbaby
Itīs also a good summation of pretty much every movie heīs made.