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Desc:I wish this were fake.
Category:Trailers, Horror
Tags:Trailer, zookeeper, kevin james, painfully unfunny, talking animal hell
Submitted:joelkazoo
Date:06/17/11
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Caminante Nocturno
A comedian or comedy actor starts making family films, they're basically admitting that they can't be funny anymore.

Also, the point of the film is that he's trying to win the heart of a horrible bitch, which manages to be even more offensive than the talking animals.
WHO WANTS DESSERT
To me the most offensive thing is acting like zookeeping is an undignified job. You need a ton of schooling and training and the lives of countless animals (and the millions of dollars they're worth and the scientific potential they represent) rest directly on your shoulders. But they have to touch poop so it's relegated to a fat smelly janitor in movies.

IrishWhiskey
Man, what are you talking about? Chicks hate guys who look after exotic animals, but they go WILD for guys who work at car dealerships. At least ones that sell sports cars.

It's just like how they scorn pediatricians that work with bodily fluids while looking after kids, but desperately want to marry laborers in diamond mines.


RomancingTrain
Fact: Keven James has never done a funny thing in his life. This isn't him sinking lower, this is him rising to his full minimum potential.

Menudo con queso
Horrifyingly depressing fact: Kevin James has more money than any of us or our relatives ever will have.

joelkazoo
What's really offensive is his Plain Jane Best Friend in this movie is Rosario Dawson. ROSARIO DAWSON! The most gorgeous woman on the planet! What the FUCK?

Quad9Damage
So is there going to be a Seth Rogen zookeeper movie with rape now?
bac
That took me longer than it should have. and then the milk came out of my nose.

Quad9Damage
I don't get it. Why do gorillas like TGI Friday's? Why is that a funny joke?
Dr Dim
I thought the animals were going to teach him pick up artist stuff but that might actually have been funny.

Dr Dim
Why is that a reply? As an actual reply, the TGI Fridays bit is the clumsiest product placement I've seen since the Ducati in that last Batman movie.

spikestoyiu
Guy Fieri's a gorilla, right?

FABIO
Dr Dim, you haven't seen I, Robot have you?

ADnova
There are no jokes any more, it's all just setup.

"A horse walks into a bar."
"lol!"

takewithfood
Half in the Bag's response to the trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu02VSsLorE
IrishWhiskey
They talk about how it appeals to 'fat idiots', and I think that's actually more true than usual. Usually those words are simply grouped together, but here I think being fat is literally a requirement for enjoying this movie.

A thin idiot would laugh at talking animals and farts, but wonder 'Why the hell is he throwing away everything he cares about to pursue this shallow woman he's no connection with? If he could get her in the first place, he can find someone reasonably attractive who respects his career.'

Whereas a fat idiot is thinking, 'He must give up everything (except weight) to buy the pretty lady because that is the only way someone pretty will like him and he must end up with her because I want to believe I can too.'

joelkazoo
I was going to put that in the hopper, but poeTV seems to have developed a "Shut up, RedLetterMedia and give us more Stroke Guy Reviews!" attitude.

The McK
You gonna shit on the wall.
Esperma de Mutante
I wish this was that movie.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit
OLD. DOGS. UGGGHHHHHHHH
memedumpster
Five for a video somehow more offensive than the political ones.
augias
I thought this was about the crack-house zookeeper guy.

:(
StanleyPain
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS???

TIME FOR BIG RED LETTERS ON A WHITE BACKGROUND COMEDY TIME!
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