|Caminante Nocturno |
A comedian or comedy actor starts making family films, they're basically admitting that they can't be funny anymore.
Also, the point of the film is that he's trying to win the heart of a horrible bitch, which manages to be even more offensive than the talking animals.
What's really offensive is his Plain Jane Best Friend in this movie is Rosario Dawson. ROSARIO DAWSON! The most gorgeous woman on the planet! What the FUCK?
So is there going to be a Seth Rogen zookeeper movie with rape now?
That took me longer than it should have. and then the milk came out of my nose.
I don't get it. Why do gorillas like TGI Friday's? Why is that a funny joke?
Why is that a reply? As an actual reply, the TGI Fridays bit is the clumsiest product placement I've seen since the Ducati in that last Batman movie.
Dr Dim, you haven't seen I, Robot have you?
Half in the Bag's response to the trailer:
They talk about how it appeals to 'fat idiots', and I think that's actually more true than usual. Usually those words are simply grouped together, but here I think being fat is literally a requirement for enjoying this movie.
A thin idiot would laugh at talking animals and farts, but wonder 'Why the hell is he throwing away everything he cares about to pursue this shallow woman he's no connection with? If he could get her in the first place, he can find someone reasonably attractive who respects his career.'
Whereas a fat idiot is thinking, 'He must give up everything (except weight) to buy the pretty lady because that is the only way someone pretty will like him and he must end up with her because I want to believe I can too.'
I was going to put that in the hopper, but poeTV seems to have developed a "Shut up, RedLetterMedia and give us more Stroke Guy Reviews!" attitude.
|The McK |
You gonna shit on the wall.
OLD. DOGS. UGGGHHHHHHHH
Five for a video somehow more offensive than the political ones.
I thought this was about the crack-house zookeeper guy.
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS???
TIME FOR BIG RED LETTERS ON A WHITE BACKGROUND COMEDY TIME!
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