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Desc:Apparently God will get you out of that criminal conviction, too.
Category:Religious, Science & Technology
Tags:born again, Christian, christianity, Mutants, dna
Submitted:Xiphias
Date:06/16/11
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Comment count is 25
themilkshark - 2011-06-16
For some reason, Christians LOVE the scientific discovery of DNA. Too bad they can't seem to find the same love for evolution, the big bang theory, climate change, stem cell research or basic logic.
IrishWhiskey - 2011-07-18
"DNA is the special instructions God wrote to turn a tiny fetus into you. Like all complicated instructions, it must have been designed by an intelligent programmer, which would have to be God!"

"Actually there's tons of 'junk' DNA left there from past evolutionary stages, explicitly evidencing our primate ancestry and even those before that. Plus we can observe it mutating and including waste and error, refuting any concept of a perfect or omniscient designer."

"No, see, that science sounds bad, so we reject it as a lie. But the science that sounds good is unarguable fact!"

augias - 2011-06-16
I enjoyed your double dose of science videos there, Xiphias.
Xiphias - 2011-06-16
I like to educate as well as entertain

kingarthur - 2011-06-16
Full retard. I hate the South so much sometimes.
kingofthenothing - 2011-06-16
There are some cool people in the South. Most of those people aren't white, though.

Cena_mark - 2011-06-16
Sure the south is more religious than other parts of the country, but I love it.

pressed peanut sweepings - 2011-06-16
The florae and faunae are swell.

kingarthur - 2011-06-17
I'm white and I'd say i'm pretty cool. It's not white people exclusively that are idiots down here, believe me. It's the vast majority of damn near everyone.

Robin Kestrel - 2011-06-16
I'm seeing a market for some sort of home-testing kit... "Just hold this indicator wand in your urine stream, and find out if you're a real Christian!"
Caminante Nocturno - 2011-06-16
Conning Christians out of their money is a longtime American tradition.

Hay Belly - 2011-06-16
I think Vatican City cornered the market on that.

wtf japan - 2011-06-16
She became a Christian and suddenly developed an extra chromosome!
The Townleybomb - 2011-06-16
All them people are cheering because now they don't got to worry about what they did to Lurleen no more.
StanleyPain - 2011-06-16
So Christians have midichlorians?
TeenerTot - 2011-06-17
Christians are chimeras.

Johnny Madhouse - 2011-06-16
I

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oddeye - 2011-06-16
I always thought religion was a disease. Turns out it's a retrovirus.
kingarthur - 2011-06-17
(golf clap)

oddeye - 2014-04-24
Some of my finest work. I still remember typing this like it was yesterday. It's very clever because viruses are diseases and retroviruses can alter DNA.

Golf clap? Harsh, Unfair.

Good show old chap, chalk that up as a resounding success.

charmlessman - 2011-06-16
Deeyuhnay!
frau_eva - 2011-06-16
Genetic chimera. Boom, solved.
eatenmyeyes - 2011-06-17
Better that than leukemia.

wtf japan - 2011-06-17
Or lupus.

memedumpster - 2011-06-17
Lolchrist.
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