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Desc:Apparently God will get you out of that criminal conviction, too.
Category:Religious, Science & Technology
Tags:born again, Christian, christianity, Mutants, dna
Submitted:Xiphias
Date:06/16/11
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Comment count is 25
themilkshark
For some reason, Christians LOVE the scientific discovery of DNA. Too bad they can't seem to find the same love for evolution, the big bang theory, climate change, stem cell research or basic logic.
IrishWhiskey
"DNA is the special instructions God wrote to turn a tiny fetus into you. Like all complicated instructions, it must have been designed by an intelligent programmer, which would have to be God!"

"Actually there's tons of 'junk' DNA left there from past evolutionary stages, explicitly evidencing our primate ancestry and even those before that. Plus we can observe it mutating and including waste and error, refuting any concept of a perfect or omniscient designer."

"No, see, that science sounds bad, so we reject it as a lie. But the science that sounds good is unarguable fact!"

augias
I enjoyed your double dose of science videos there, Xiphias.
Xiphias
I like to educate as well as entertain

kingarthur
Full retard. I hate the South so much sometimes.
kingofthenothing
There are some cool people in the South. Most of those people aren't white, though.

Cena_mark
Sure the south is more religious than other parts of the country, but I love it.

pressed peanut sweepings
The florae and faunae are swell.

kingarthur
I'm white and I'd say i'm pretty cool. It's not white people exclusively that are idiots down here, believe me. It's the vast majority of damn near everyone.

Robin Kestrel
I'm seeing a market for some sort of home-testing kit... "Just hold this indicator wand in your urine stream, and find out if you're a real Christian!"
Caminante Nocturno
Conning Christians out of their money is a longtime American tradition.

Hay Belly
I think Vatican City cornered the market on that.

wtf japan
She became a Christian and suddenly developed an extra chromosome!
The Townleybomb
All them people are cheering because now they don't got to worry about what they did to Lurleen no more.
StanleyPain
So Christians have midichlorians?
TeenerTot
Christians are chimeras.

Johnny Madhouse
I

Fuck

What the

Fuck
oddeye
I always thought religion was a disease. Turns out it's a retrovirus.
kingarthur
(golf clap)

oddeye
Some of my finest work. I still remember typing this like it was yesterday. It's very clever because viruses are diseases and retroviruses can alter DNA.

Golf clap? Harsh, Unfair.

Good show old chap, chalk that up as a resounding success.

charmlessman
Deeyuhnay!
frau_eva
Genetic chimera. Boom, solved.
eatenmyeyes
Better that than leukemia.

wtf japan
Or lupus.

memedumpster
Lolchrist.
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