|MongoMcMichael - 2011-06-17 |
|deadpan - 2011-06-17 |
More like Dark Nukem Forever jesus christ you can't see anything in half those clips.
|potvin - 2011-06-17 |
Your normal maps don't fool me anymore.
|Dib - 2011-06-17 |
I'm embarrassed for all of us.
H'uh! H'uh! H'uh! H'uh!
|StanleyPain - 2011-06-17 |
Can someone explain to me what's so phenomenally bad about this? I just watched 10 minutes of average, if not mediocre, FPS gameplay.
|Prickly Pete - 2011-06-17 |
Duke Nukem says, "I'm gonna kill you old style" in this game. It's true.
|TheSupafly - 2011-06-17 |
So its basically Doom 3.
More like Daikatana for a new generation.
You of all people should know this.
Yeah, I get the impression that they'd have just about squeaked by if it'd come out around the same time as Doom 3. Doom 3 was a terrible game! But everyone gave it a free pass because it was sufficiently ahead of the curve, graphically.
I think the Duke Forever they had running on the quake engine, which looked a little like Half-Life, would have been a good game. It even had an AI female sidekick and, uh, a dynamic debris system where in-game hoboes could pick up the shards of boxes you'd shattered and beat you with them!
Doom 3 was a good game that could've been great with a bit more attention to monster usage, the expansion sucked though.
Everything beyond the first half hour of Doom 3 was a tiresome slog. The ONLY reason I kept playing was everyone swearing that the hell level was the best level in a game ever.
It was pure torture getting there, and when I finally did, I found out it was just a shinier version of Undying's Onerus level that came 5 years earlier.
I would've forgiven Doom 3 of everything had they just let you use a flashlight and a gun at the same time.
|Pillager - 2011-06-17 |
Did Gearbox make most of this shit or is this mainly 3DRealms' handiwork?
WHO WANTS DESSERT
In the first hour alone there's a parody of The Kramer. jokes about WMDs, and the Olsen twins being sluts. It really does feel like the writing was cobbled together from 15 years of script.
|TSR - 2011-06-17 |
Disappointing lack of wallboobs.
|twinkieafternoon - 2011-06-17 |
This really...isn't the impression I had when I played the original Duke Nukem for DOS.
|MacGyver Style Bomb - 2011-06-17 |
Jump puzzles straight out of the original Half-Life.
Will wait for markdowns, such as when it's at Big Lots for five bucks.
|deadpan - 2011-06-17 |
It really is amazing how you can date each gameplay section based on what then-popular game 3D Realms decided to rip off.
|hammsangwich - 2011-06-17 |
I've been waiting 15 years for this game and if you think I'm not going to buy it just because it sucks, you're crazy!
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-06-18 |
"OH LORD ITS NOT MW2!!!!!"
-Every complaint about DNF I've read.
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