diarrhea ALWAYS gets five stars
Five starring preview frame.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This looks so awful. I can't wait to see it.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I hope everyone gets fired for this. Not just the people involved in making this, but everyone. I want everyone who has a job, has ever had a job, and will ever have a job to be fired for this.
At least people won't be able to complain about the lack of job openings anymore.
I do however take every chance to hear Cosmo talk and wonder how the same human could produce the voice of Dark Schneider
"'The Last Airbender' is a new low for Nickelodeon...it's hard to imagine they could do worse if they tried."
-Jack Flickbitch, Minneapolis Tribune
I'm really confused by Hollywood's desire to turn very cartoony franchises into live-action movies. Scooby-Doo, Transformers, Garfield, The Smurfs, Yogi Bear... if the main character can't be performed by a live actor anyway, then why bother with that format? Do they think kids won't take it seriously if it's an animated movie?
Yeah I know I'm replying to myself and yes I'm clearly putting too much thought into this, but I simply had to know why this movie stars an adult. This is what the official site says:
"Timmy Turner just might be the oldest 5th grader around (he's 23!) but he's still a kid at heart. According to "Da Rules" Timmy must remain a kid to keep his Fairy Godparents around. Can you blame him for not wanting to give up these two awesomely magical guardians? But Timmy is faced with a big decision to grow up or say good-bye to Cosmo and Wanda. "
So he's not simply a child character being played by a grown man. The hero is literally a manchild. This knocks the creepiness factor off the fucking charts.
|spiteful crow |
Why is the big drill sergeant fairy live action while the other fairies are animated? Argh, I hate that I'm the kind of person who notices these things.
Five for awfulness. I don't really watch cartoons, especially this one because I've been in situations where I was more or less babysitting much younger relatives and I'd just have to leave the room, maybe slink into the kitchen area when they were watching this show because the voices - oh god the voices. Nails on a chalkboard? No, thousands of nails being dragged across hundreds of chalkboards while a hundred electric blade sharpeners are being operated at the same time - that doesn't even come close to describing the shrill, loud awfulness of the voicework on this show.
If not for the internet, I'd of thought this was fake.
I'm crossing my fingers that this signifies the end of this godawful series. My younger brother used to watch it regularly...good god was it terrible.
Hell there was an episode where they were supposed to parody DBZ and they some how managed to make it boring.
Nickelodeon Original Movie: "Drake Bell Died and Went to Hell and We Filmed the Whole Thing"
Also, while it might have worked OK in animated form, a live-action adult dressing like a kid and hanging around in a gradeschool is creepy.
The sad thing is, the actual show is pretty great. They had a lot of potential for this film, but they threw it ALL away.
Tim Box : The Movie
I saw the tail end of this movie.
Let's just say that if we ever get rid of the death penalty in this country, we could easily replace it with a sentence condemning the absolute worst of our criminals to a lifetime of onscreen roles in movies just like this.
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