|Xenocide - 2011-06-22 |
SCIENCE CORNER PRESENTS-- How this works:
1- When a boat sets out on its maiden voyage, the queen is typically summoned to smash a bottle of champagne against it. This is done for good luck, and to prevent the boat from falling prey to wizards.
2- Sometimes, however, the queen can't make it, either due to her advanced age or her furious contempt for all boats. In these cases, the boat is forced to set sail with nothing more than a Capri Sun juice box thrown at it by the local dog catcher. This barely protects against only the most basic enchantments.
3- Seeing their chance, the wizards will send the boat to a parallel dimension. They will then create a duplicate of the boat (note: the duplicate is evil) so no one will suspect a thing. However on certain days you can see the original boat's ghostly visage sailing alongside the evil boat. (not in video: the captain's barely audible ethereal voice yelling "help meeeeeee.")
4- The evil boat will seek out food for the wizards, who will await the boats while building their nests on high cliffs. After consuming the food, the female wizards enter estrus.
5-BIOLOGY FACT: The male wizard takes care of the egg until it hatches.