GravidWithHate Winston is likely to suffer from respiratory issues thanks to douche-bags who breed for form over function and ignore the health and welfare of the animals under their care.
Caminante Nocturno His real problem is that ever since the movie Castaway came out, every asshole who learns his name starts screaming it at him like it's funny.
Caminante Nocturno That's what he keeps trying to tell them, but they don't listen.
Anaxagoras Ah. It'd been awhile since we had an impotent self-righteous rant about the harmful effects of certain types of selective breeding. Thank you Gravid. We're all a little wiser now.
Hay Belly If you'd like to live a life not being able to breathe or walk properly then go right ahead, tape up your nostrils and take a baseball bat to your legs. Because people are selfish fucks.
memedumpster He has FAKE earmites in his stencil buffers, we need a bouncengineer stat!