I'm imagining this pilot wearing his flight hat sideways all of the time.
|The Mothership |
Imagine working with this asshole. Like actually flying with him.
Pilots are becoming the new television screen writers, no matter how much they get screwed over, no one's going to think they don't deserve it. Between this guy, the racist guy, and the anti-handicapped person guy, I'm starting to think Reagan didn't endanger their lives near enough.
Oh, Quagmire, you knucklehead.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Wanna get away?
|Robin Kestrel |
What's a "grande"?
It sounds like he's saying "grenade" -- ugly girl.
Wait, nevermind. I don't know.
|Syd Midnight |
*whoop whoop* SHUT! UP! *whoop whoop* SHUT! UP!
At first I thought it was pretty cool that Southwest hires elderly and overweight people to be flight attendants. Then I realized that to this guy, any girl over 120 pounds is a whale and anyone over 20 is a granny.
Also, what does it matter whether the male flight attendants are gay? Is he okay with fucking a dude as long as he's not too gay?
Well, they just lost Santa Fe's business.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Being stuck in a small, pressurized cabin for massive amounts of time with this douche bag... let's hand out medals to the crew.
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