baleen Mercifully cut short. She released a "musical trailer" because the world couldn't handle 4 minutes of her being on a boat.
sjohnson301 I smell a rat. This whole thing with her being 16, marrying that old dude, and now this terrible video? This is some kind of big social media hoax. Gotta be.
WHO WANTS DESSERT It seems that body dysmorphia is one of the few mental illnesses that people have no problem mocking the people who suffer from it.
Mother_Puncher She looks recently divorced and on the prowl.
CJH god i wish. COURTNEY! I am not as old and creepy as your ex-husband, but I'm willing to TRY
Mother_Puncher Why would you want that? She looks like the kind of girl that once saw her ankles and spread her ribcage, there's nothing else to do because everything else is made of plastic.
CJH i get that you hate women but please don't talk about my princess that way
Mother_Puncher I don't hate women. There is no greater act of love than what I do. I'm just saying she looks like an android
mamiebangs She looks 30 and on the Ohio River with a mangy pooch.
Mother_Puncher I had to read this comment 4 times all about 10 minutes apart before I realized you were talking about the dog.
delicatessen I thought Drea de Matteo was more talented than this
kamlem "whorish face" is currently an unlinked tag...
craptacular sounds like a woman singing like a man trying to sing like a woman
memedumpster I kept finding myself frustrated that no one shot the dog out of mercy.
twinkieafternoon Guys, we're forgetting the true issue here: this isn't one bad song. It's two bad songs. The one where she is unclothed is aimed at women. The one where she is wearing a shirt is aimed at a potential friend.
fatatty I thought it was 2 parts of the same song. The first part is about how all the men in the world want to leave their women for her. The second part is about how in a different life, where all men didn't lust after her, maybe she could be friends with other women.
Sadly in this life she has to settle for 51 year old men as her friends.
Oktay Shot on location in a mosquito infested swamp.
TheSupafly I only know of this girl because she was on the Rediculist.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious The miracles of plastic surgery. Making 16 year girls look like burnt out 47 year old cougars from the nice side of town.
voodoo_pork I have Hepatitis C from watching this.
Thanks.
Robin Kestrel If she's really 16 (and I hope she isn't) that's incredibly sad all around.
BHWW Can you imagine what she'll look like when she's 25? A scare-ifying thought, for sure.
Jet Bin Fever 'Stodden' should be an adjective for looking more old and worn out than your age would imply.
Cherry Pop Culture :P I can't imagine having a "career" where you try to instigate a fight with half the planet because you're so "hot."
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