Barn owls are the only native avian life in the Uncanny Valley.

I hate being the only one up.

Barn owls are weird.

The owls that live behind your uvula.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=85631

Communion.

Does this freak you out?

Oh God, they've figured it out! Shut it down, shut everything down, delete everything, we've got to get out of-

I can do that.

Ceiling cam is watching you cogitate.