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Desc:A shouting match for the ages. It's a little bit messy.
Category:Classic TV Clips, News & Politics
Tags:anderson cooper, conservatives, Gohmert, terror babies, gaping hole
Submitted:kwash
Date:06/30/11
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spikestoyiu
Terror babies need the most attention.
misterbuns
Gaping hole GAPING HOLE LOOK AT THE HOLE FILL THE HOLE
misterbuns
It's not that you speak with a Southern accent. It's that you say nothing but stupid things. The Southern accent is just context.
Old_Zircon
Help us fill the hole, Anderson.
charmlessman
Ugh, you KNOW that Texas lady moved the American flag pin to her upper right shoulder JUST so it was framed on the screen.

Gohmert has all the subtlety and panache of an injury lawyer on a local commercial.
CJH
i wonder if she thinks the big hoop earrings will distract us from whatever the fuck is going on in her mouth/jaw region

Xenocide
AH DON'T HAYVE THA HARD EVO-DENCE RAGHT HERE IN FRONNA ME.

Well, why the hell not? Did you not know you were going to be interviewed today? I guess you just walked into your office and then the camera crew jumped out and yelled "SURPRISE!"

ez
Cut the lady some slack; her skeleton is trying to break through her face.

The fact that people like this can get elected to positions of power proves that our system is pretty fucked.

Dinkin Flicka
Jesus, she's ugly

memedumpster
Anderson Cooper is a fucking liar, Republicans DO NOT want to protect America. Where's your proof of that, Anderson Cooper? Where's your precious FBI agent now!?
Rudy
"I brought it to the the attention of America for this reason: It was hear-... I'm a former judge, I knew it was hearsay coming from a lady who first brought it to my attention on the... she brought it to my attention on the airpla-... having flown together and she brought that to my attention while I was talking to the retired FBI agent about it and so having talked to him, no I didn't talk to them, because the point is when we did the research we found the hole existed!"

Seems pretty clear cut to me.
Callamon
I think Gohmert realizes how profoundly stupid he sounds and for some reason he cannot back down; like a trapped rat he lashes out in every direction.

DrDoalot
Terror babies have a right to life.
Terror babies are converting our children to homosexuality.
Terror babies are subverting our social programs.
Terror babies should never have been born.
sosage
I wish an anvil would drop out of the sky and land on the right side of the screen. Followed by him unfolding and only making cartoon accordian noises.
charmlessman
The NSA released guidelines recently on how to deal with a zombie outbreak. ZOMBIE TERROR BABIES!!

THAT EVIDENCE ENOUGH FOR YOU, ANDERSON?!?
charmlessman
Er, the CDC, not NSA.

Xenocide
Look at Screamy McBald before the interview starts. That guy is TERRIFIED. Maybe he's never been on national TV before and he just realized he's not as ready to be plucked from obscurity as he thought he was. Or maybe he's overcompensating for his nervousness by playing the victim game, except he jumps the gun here and starts claiming persecution before Anderson fucking does anything.

I mean sure, Bachman and Cain and Gingrich, and well, everyone on the right does the whole "OH NOES I'M BEING ATTACKED BY THE LIBERAL MEDIA" thing, but they at least wait for the media to say something about them first.

This idiot just sees a news camera and starts yelling hysterically about being persecuted for his accent. He's also completely incoherent, angry at everything, and blatantly stupid.

I am in AWE of this man. You couldn't find a more beautiful parody of the modern, proud-to-be-stupid-and-angry GOP if you tried. Someone get him to run for president.


BONUS FANTASY REBUTTAL:

"HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR WEBSITE?"

"I'm surprised you can see my website from all the way up there on that cross."
Fatback Jack
They'll make your dreams come true
They'll do the same for you
Fur is Murder
These stars are for you.

MacGyver Style Bomb
Holy fuck:
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Louie_Gohmert
The Mothership
On a plan sending money to China for protection of endangered species of cats and dogs: "There's no assurance if we did that...we wouldn't end up with Moo Goo Dog Pan or Moo Goo Cat Pan."

Holy fuck indeed.

StanleyPain
Jim Henson's Terror Babies.
StanleyPain
Also: the most classic stupid thing that birthers/tea partiers/creationists/religious people/whatever always fall back on
"My claims might not have much proof, but neither do yours!! I AM RIGHT BECAUSE OF THAT!"

Anaxagoras
I don't understand. What's the matter with the balding dude? Does he have some sort of medical condition?
jangbones
this is really embarrassing
cognitivedissonance
I can't tell any Republican woman apart from any other. I find them all not only identical but hideous.

This has made me gay. Seriously.
TeenerTot
Anderson Cooper made you gay.

cognitivedissonance
I can't stop fantasizing about being the cream in an Anderson Cooper/Dr. Drew Vienna Finger.

Caminante Nocturno
That man is a horrible, horrible clown who can't stop repeating the same awful jokes.
joelkazoo
Wow, what a douche! He's an entertaining douche, tho.
Chalkdust
"tell us what you think about the baby theory... I mean Mr. Gohmert's theory."
Mother_Puncher
I remember when I saw this on the Daily Show segment "Jon Stewart and Anderson Cooper Look At Gaping Holes."

I had to burn my entire crop of terror babies before anyone else could catch wind of my plan.
Big Muddy
Wait, time to rethink my baby sleeper cell academy?
The Mothership
I'm not comparable to Winston Churchill.
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