fedex
you should try horseshoe crab, its gamier but nice!

SteamPoweredKleenex
Nah, those taste too pre-Cambrian for me; I have to use a ton of salt before it's palatable.

baleen
Horseshoe crab is also much more useful alive and in the wild.

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/crash-a-tale-of-two-sp ecies/video-blue-blood-at-15000-a-quart/614/

hammsangwich
Horseshoe craps are too cute to eat.

Night Train to Mundo Fine
Terrible creatures!

garcet71283
Well, at least they're slow and not too bright. Their pincers are sharp though.

The Mothership
"fucked it up" would be my guess.

Seriously, what a jackass.

pineapplejuicer
I'm not sure when it will ever be used again but can this be a tag?

Robin Kestrel
Seriously, how could he have thought that was anywhere near big enough?

klingerbgoode
I really like how WHO WANTS DESSERT could be the title of all of the videos he or she has ever posted.

SolRo
if this idiiot couldn't put a crab into pot correctly, I doubt he could do that properly.

I hear puting them in the freezer for a couple minutes before cooking puts them into something like a coma.