HI EVERYONE. NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE, HERE ARE SOME THINGS I'VE DECIDED TO STICK MY COCK IN.
This man is on a quest to repel any and all potential employers.
I'm inclined to believe this man (boy?) gave up on employment long ago.
At what point did "we" become such obsessive oversharers?
I'll just blame the internet.
|Caminante Nocturno |
"You're probably too young to be watching my channel."
Take my word for it, these videos hurt on a different level when you know what he's talking about. Thanks for bringing up Gosick and Touhou while showing off your sex toys, asshole. Those posters go really well with the freakshow pink you painted your walls with.
My vote's for ugly yellow, but whatever...
...see, I can give Touhou a bit of slack - at the very least, the game itself is just a top-down shooter with no graphics or plot at all. But Strike Witches? Yeah, no excuses there.
"I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this..."
We all know what you're going to do with it.
His in-depth review:
SPOILER: he also got a "Men's Prostate Pleaser"
"I just felt vulnerable. It was like realizing that the emotional barriers separating me from the rest of the world were somehow weakened. I wanted nothing more than for someone to wrap her arms around me and tell me that she loved me, but alas, I was alone."
Maybe I've seen all of this stuff before and he's just a really bland version of every other weeaboo out there who likes talking about shit he jerks off with and to but nothing he's done or said in this or the last submitted video really haunted me until he showed us around his room and it's practically empty except for hentai and anime and one Babylon 5 poster. No CDs or records, no pictures of friends or movies he likes. This leads me to believe that he either has a room dedicated to this shit or his interests don't reach far beyond what he strokes his cock to.
..also, he's apparently a Babylon 5 fan.
I couldn't stomach much of his onahole review, so I skipped to the end and saw him hoist up a chainmail shirt and some big leather gauntlets; I'm not sure if he also intends to fuck those or not. Probably the gauntlets.
And his flask. He's going to store the jizz in the flask.
|Macho Nacho |
I think he needs to go outside more.
As he points out at the beginning, public interaction is difficult when your appearance tends to cause lynch mobs to form.
|Syd Midnight |
But sticking his dick in a fake yet natural-feeling child asshole helps keep him from sticking his dick in a real childs asshole, ever think of that, haters?
This is really sad. He's risen on the Creepy/Ronrey/Crazy (CRC) scale. He's now at Chris-chan level.
I want to give him such a Houdini-punch!
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