chairsforcheap  - 2011-07-08
jews
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Comeuppance - 2011-07-08
I was unprepared for how awful this is.
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craptacular - 2011-07-08
here's five stars and i'm not even going to watch it.
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Cyberblah - 2011-07-08
This is the plot of a made-up movie within a real show. It would knock Who Dat Ninja out of first place at the box office.
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Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2011-07-08
No, no.
You see, the description for this movie is wrong. It doesn't need any fart jokes.
It is a fart joke.
A giant fart like after you open the bathroom door and the miasma explodes in your face. You hear your uncle Eddie crowing in the background with laughter through a mouthful of chips because both of you knew you were anticipating the result, but it was inevitable.
That's what this is.
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memedumpster - 2011-07-09
I actually expected worse.
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Dread Pirate Roberts - 2011-07-09
I have no words, only poeStars.
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WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-07-09
This is Sandler's revenge for Funny People bombing.
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erratic - 2011-07-09
Wow. at least with the trailer for Cheaper By the Dozen 2 I could at least tell the unfunny words were supposed to be jokes.
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TheSupafly - 2011-07-09
Remember how disappointed everyone was when Bill Cosby started appearing in the worst fucking shit movies in the 80s?
Never gonna happen to Sandler.
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oddeye - 2011-07-09
Adam fucking Sandler.
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Comeuppance - 2011-07-09
Better scripts have been written and abandoned by five-year-olds.
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Comeuppance - 2011-07-09 Sidenote: This comes out the same day as Skyrim. The universe maintains its balance.
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Supahfly - 2011-07-09
Damn.
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duck&cover - 2011-07-09
Sandler actually had his balls chopped off to make this movie.
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dek863 - 2011-07-09
Sandler's boats won't buy themselves.
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snothouse - 2011-07-09
Sandlersigh
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2011-07-09
"Awful trailer for new Adam Sandler movie"
You could have removed either "Awful" or "Adam Sandler" and it would still have the same meaning.
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Ursa_minor - 2011-07-09
Goddamnit what
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decoy - 2011-07-09
But it's got Tim Meadows in it.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2011-07-09
I blame Saturday Night Live.
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kingarthur - 2011-07-09
Al Pacino, huh?
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EvilHomer - 2011-07-09
But how did they find a woman who looks exactly like Adam Sandler?!
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freedoom - 2011-07-09
So is adam sandler the new martin lawrence?
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Killer Joe - 2011-07-09
*RECORD SCRATCH!*
30 seconds.
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themilkshark - 2011-07-09
I heard Rob Schneider needed to borrow some money
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exy - 2011-07-09
My favorite thing about this is how they seem so pleased with themselves that they managed to get a split-screen effect of the twin Sandlers. "Look, they even high-fived! Ginger never high-fived her evil twin, see? This is the 21st century. We've got COMPUTERS."
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Oktay - 2011-07-09
Do bring me down. Please, I insist.
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Mother_Puncher - 2011-07-09
NEW ADAM SANDLER MOVIE IDEA:
2 Kids are on a bus. They are traveling to Texas to bury their uncle who was known for his mansion. Adam Sandler is one of the kids and they go to the mansion to find out it's been over-run by gypsys and they ain't leavan. At first he tries everything to get them to leave but does it in a cartoonish way. His family pressures him to run them all off but he bonds with them over farts. Then his family all gather and try to bulldoze the house but Adam Sandler stops them even though the gypsys were mad at him because his brother told the gypsys Sandler was planning on burning the house down but he wasn't. Then everything is really heart-warming and Sandler falls in love with the only attractive gypsy and they all live in the mansion together which is littered with goats and chickens and clothing and brooms. Oh and the other guy that goes with him is actually a George Forman grill.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2011-07-09 NEW ADAM SANDLER MOVIE IDEA:
Adam Sandler is a lunatic hermit who lives in the woods and wears nothing but a severed bear head fashioned into a crude mask. One night, he breaks into a house and murders the entire family living there. He then spends the night slowly eating their remains. Aside from the murders, the movie is mostly Sandler scuttling around the floor, growling, chewing on human flesh, and smearing his waste on the walls. At the 4 hour mark, the movie abruptly ends with no resolution whatsoever.
Sandler does not fart during this movie.
Not once.
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dead_cat - 2011-07-10 NEW ADAM SANDLER MOVIE IDEA:
Adam Sandler is Adam Sandler, a terrible person who makes movies and also breaks into peoples' homes after they go to bed. Half the time, he forcibly sodomize his victims, then forces them to give him oral; the other half the time, he forces them to go see his latest celluloid abomination. Did I mention he's dressed like Robin Hood while doing this? Also he wears a rubber horse-head mask. The media has dubbed him the "OH GOD, JUST RAPE ME, PLEASE GOD, LET IT BE ANAL RAPE"-burglar.
The movie also stars Rob Schneider, as the detective trying to identify the raping burglar and bring him to justice. He doesn't know the raping burglar is his best friend, Adam Sandler! Also he just can't stop farting.
There is also a talking computer-generated rapping Jewish beaver that is voiced by Random Stereotype, who walks around on two legs while talking about bitches, drugs, and sex. He is killed early in the film, when someone throws him in front of a train, just to show audiences how hard-core funny this shit is going to be.
Also also, somebody gets kicked in the nuts by a pony somebody else fed magic mushrooms to, and some annoying-ass mouthy woman gets punched in the boob by a talking gorilla.
Everybody shits their pants, THE END.
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IrishWhiskey - 2012-02-11 ADAM SANDLER ADAM SANDLER
Adam Sandler Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler Adam Sandler Adam Sandler Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler Adam Sandler Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler Adam Sandler.
Adam Sandler ADAM SANDLER Adam Sandler - Adam Sandler Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler.
Adam Sandler Adam Sandler Adam Sandler,
Malkovich.
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Screwtape - 2011-07-09
Evil enough.
Bad comedy aside, this is two-thousand fucking 11. They made realistic cgi dinosaurs over 15 years ago but every "split screen" effect is still absolute shit. That's the real WTF.
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bac - 2011-07-22 Not so. Leaves of Grass (Edward Norton movie from 09 or 10 or so) did a damn fine split screen. Also yes you read that right. Ed Norton did a twin movie.
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-07-09
Well, his female Jewish voice is dead on, I'll give him that.
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divinitycycle - 2011-09-22
"This summer, Adam Sandler shits in your eyes, ears, and mouth! Rated Argh for Pirates! FUCK YOU!"
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dead_cat - 2011-10-25
Not one explanation for how he can have an identical twin sister who is the opposite sex.... OR IS SHE???!
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Riskbreaker - 2012-07-08
It's been one year already?
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