I like to think they are marching directly into a gigantic meat grinder, just off screen.
This parade of sad that never seems to end gave me a momentary prescient view into the future, and it was terrifying. No, seriously.
One day this will be "mainstream", like flashmobs and planking.
Stupid, but accepted. It will shed most of its sexual overtones and oh, you'll see a LOT more kids in the parade. Moms and dads too.
Lawyers, doctors, taking off the masks unashamedly to beam big happy smiles in un-ironic glee.
You heard it here first.
Watch and see.
I doubt it. Furs are going to be like Deadheads. Sure, there will be a few doctors and lawyers mixed in with the winos and welfare kings. Kids will be there, with their parents or rediscovering what mommy and daddy went through on their own. But the sexual overtones are to furs what pot is for Deadheads- it's an integral social sacrament that will never change as long as the community remains alive. They'll still be as sex crazy as before, you'll just start seeing big, fucked up, family bonding yiff fests on top of everything we've got now.
I can't pour my dink to this :(
|Monkey Napoleon |
5 stars for the awful parenting @ 1:45
The Lifetime original movie My Babyfur Grandpa
It's fun to imagine which ones will be fucking the others in the ass later.
Or rather, it's fun to imagine you guys now imagining that against your wills.
I was wondering that through the enitre video. Do the dorky ass looking ones get laid as much as the super sexy Rabbits with the fox backpacks? Are they the fat loser "betas" of the furry community or are they the class clowns who wear ironic 80s shades but have rich parents and sell drugs so they laid a lot?
Well, I notice three types of walk. The ones who act tough, the ones who act doofy, and the ones who act submissive. I imagine the tough ones are straight and have no idea what they're doing, the doofy ones are tops, and the submissive ones are going to be ploughing the tough ones once they pass out drunk.
Here's a guide, given to me by a furry:
If the fursuit is head and hands/feet, it's probably just a lazy fursuiter or one who can't make the whole thing. Or they fuck in it.
If it covers the whole body, it's meant for wandering around cons/photos and is probably too expensive to want to fuck in. Plus, usually there's no way to get it on without taking it all off.
The ones that are used for fucking are the full body ones with a pair of shorts on, because then they can actually keep the rest of the suit on and expose the important parts.
I only saw 3 Pokemon so this isn't as bad as I was expecting but I couldn't make it through part 2.
Also I can't tell which is worse; the super cartoony ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL typical Deviant-art shit or the super buff, furry romance novel cover warrior type furries
Well when furries reject a sect of role-playing fetishists, you know it's fucking terrible.
Why would I round up my friends for this.
TOENAILS WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING ABOUT MY FRIENDS.
Think of it as a test for your friends. I showed the one from 2010 to one of my friends and he seemed to enjoy it. I even helped him role-play and dug him a foxhole and he loved it. Then I crawled in after him and shouted BRACE YOSELF, CHARLIE and shot him. Then my platoon laughed.
|Dr. Malik |
Five stars for the random Silent Hill Nurse at 2:10.
think computer guy is supposed to be Canti...? maybe?
Talk about your Trail of Tears.
What a novel concept: a parade of shame for people that have no shame.
When they came for the Furries, I did not speak. In fact, I laughed and laughed and laughed.
|Dr Dim |
The guy at about 9:40 is really a cartoon fox in a suit.
|Macho Nacho |
@2:57: The red Fursuit is this person: http://youtu.be/Jh4IvJT96L8
@4:31 Dib "wolf" fursuit thing: http://glittergrenades.deviantart.com/gallery/31052231#/d3k37s7
Also five stars for the guy @9:43 dressing in a human fursuit.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
To obtain full Anthrocon experience for your viewing pleasure please do the following:
1. Leave dairy and meat products out in the sun
2. Collect dirty, stained underwear in a bag (unwashed socks ans shirts are fine too)
3. Get miniature table fan
4. Place all items in front of fan and blow in general direction.
5. Watch clip.
Enjoy your aromatherapy!
|Hugo Gorilla |
I don't know, guys. Twenty minutes of watching people walk in chaffing stuffed animal suits in near complete silence sounds like a fun time to me. Why are you all down on furries?
And who are the crippled people dressed as? I mean the physically crippled ones in the wheelchairs (the three starting at 1:17), not the emotionally crippled (everyone).
I think I'm starting to recognize individual furries from all the different parades I've seen at PoETV.
What was up with that mummy nurse at 2:15? That's not furry.
the guy playing the sax
The US World Cup Mascot at 1:14
The Midget dog in a tutu
The Bronies dressed like Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack
The Dalmatian firefighter
The guy at 6:01-6:06
The "Slap-Shot" Wolf/Dog (I've seen him before)
The robot cat
The German shepherd who does the little dance
The Blue and purple thing on all fours at 7:42
The bird guy with the wings
Terrence and Philip
The Lions dressed as a native African
The Computer Head
Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh
and the fat Mario dog
I love the dumpy, winded, gay-ass dragon at 1:59.
God help me, all I could think about during this video was hitting these people with baseball bats.
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