Oh wow, hahaha, he's running away from the guy...heh..
And...he's still running away...hahah..
Um...ok..we get it...yeah...
This is still going on?
*sigh*...ok..yeah, it's kooky, we get it....is this the whole trailer?
The stuff with the robot and the crazy gears and mermaids seems pretty cool. But fuck that! Let's look at this guy! He falls down a lot! I bet he falls into a pie at some point! They should call this movie Martin Scorsese's Guy Falling Into Pies!
What a stale trailer. I wonder how the movie is, apart from cliched 'clumsy authority figure chases orphans around like it's a life choice'.
THERE WUZ A FIRE.
NOW YER COMIN' WIT' ME. THAS' MY JOB AS OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED TOWN PEDOPHILE.
To me steampunk means more then "There are giant fucking gears everywhere".
Man, The Turk sure gets around in historical fiction, doesn't he?
MacGyver Style Bomb
At least it's not filled with assholes wearing top hats, vests, and goggles.
|Jimmy Labatt |
Gee, I wonder if Martin Scorsese had anything to do with this picture!
If this turd is as bad as Shutter Island I will burn his house(s) down.
My goodwill from After Hours and Raging Bull only goes so far.
Still might be better than the Departed.
Fuckin A! I wanted him to produce something as an apology for Shutter Island. Then this happens. Perhaps he promised some distant crotchfruit a movie they could watch, as opposed to a movie worth watching. Och, how the mighty have fallen. Into pies.*
Martin Scorsese's Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Attempts To Stay Relevant In A Studio Industry That Has Since Moved On
WHO WANTS DESSERT
Martin Scorsese's City of Ember..assing Fixation With 3d That Is Slowly Undermining His Ability to Resist Making Pablum For Children Like Spielberg and All the Other Cool Movie Guys From That Era
|Hank Friendly |
This is a time for less steampunk, not more. As in 0%.
I must be missing what's all you guys hate so much about this...?
I think it's mainly that the book is a steampunk fantasy novel and the trailer seems more concerned with retarded the pratfalls of sacha baron cohen. and also what the shit this is a martin scorsese film. he has gone there.
Its probably better than the shitty trailer lets on. Still not good, but better than this shit trailer.
Sure are a lot of British accents in 19th century Paris.
love this book... really not that disturbed by the trailer, but DAMN is that a shitty, out-of-place soundtrack.
Okay, in this scene we need you to reach out your hand, 'cause its in 3D...
Now in this scene, we need you to reach out both hands, 'cause its in 3D...
Hands, out, 3D...
Maybe we could throw something towards the screen. In 3D...
Okay, 3D, hmmm, what else could we do...
We'll put a giant cake out...then you...yeah...you already know where I am going with this. Excellent!
A TRAILER FOR A FAMILY FILM BASED ON A SUCCESSFUL YOUNG ADULT NOVEL
THE FONT FROM THE HARRY POTTER TRAILERS
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