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StanleyPain - 2011-07-16

Oh wow, hahaha, he's running away from the guy...heh..

And...he's still running away...hahah..

Um...ok..we get it...yeah...

This is still going on?

*sigh*...ok..yeah, it's kooky, we get it....is this the whole trailer?


Xenocide - 2011-07-16

The stuff with the robot and the crazy gears and mermaids seems pretty cool. But fuck that! Let's look at this guy! He falls down a lot! I bet he falls into a pie at some point! They should call this movie Martin Scorsese's Guy Falling Into Pies!


jyrque - 2011-07-16

What a stale trailer. I wonder how the movie is, apart from cliched 'clumsy authority figure chases orphans around like it's a life choice'.


Xenocide - 2011-07-16

THERE WUZ A FIRE.

NOW YER COMIN' WIT' ME. THAS' MY JOB AS OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED TOWN PEDOPHILE.


Redford - 2011-07-16

To me steampunk means more then "There are giant fucking gears everywhere".


Konversekid - 2011-07-16

Did you even see the mechanical dwarf?


Xenocide - 2011-07-16

Man, The Turk sure gets around in historical fiction, doesn't he?


MacGyver Style Bomb - 2011-07-16

At least it's not filled with assholes wearing top hats, vests, and goggles.


Jimmy Labatt - 2011-07-16

Gee, I wonder if Martin Scorsese had anything to do with this picture!

If this turd is as bad as Shutter Island I will burn his house(s) down.

My goodwill from After Hours and Raging Bull only goes so far.


Cena_mark - 2011-07-16

Still might be better than the Departed.


OhYouMeanNancy - 2011-07-16

Fuckin A! I wanted him to produce something as an apology for Shutter Island. Then this happens. Perhaps he promised some distant crotchfruit a movie they could watch, as opposed to a movie worth watching. Och, how the mighty have fallen. Into pies.*

*see above


cognitivedissonance - 2011-07-16

Martin Scorsese's Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Attempts To Stay Relevant In A Studio Industry That Has Since Moved On


WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-07-16

Martin Scorsese's City of Ember..assing Fixation With 3d That Is Slowly Undermining His Ability to Resist Making Pablum For Children Like Spielberg and All the Other Cool Movie Guys From That Era


Hank Friendly - 2011-07-16

Fuck this


BHWW - 2011-07-16

This is a time for less steampunk, not more. As in 0%.


dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-07-16

I must be missing what's all you guys hate so much about this...?


Hank Friendly - 2011-07-16

everything


dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-07-16

Oh okay I see it now.


StanleyPain - 2011-07-16

I think it's mainly that the book is a steampunk fantasy novel and the trailer seems more concerned with retarded the pratfalls of sacha baron cohen. and also what the shit this is a martin scorsese film. he has gone there.


sosage - 2011-07-16

I think the hate has more to do with how pathetic the projects are coming from the giants of babyboomer film-making.

I guess we all run out of creative ideas and enthusiasm eventually. This appears to be just one product of that phenomenon.

Someone make a buddy comedy starring Spielburg, Lucas and Scorsese surrounded by Generation X yes men.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2011-07-17

This is by no means a defense of the film, since I haven't seen it yet, but I'd bet that the reason we're seeing all the chase crap and none of the "cool" parts (if there are any) is that (1) it's got the film's only recognizable actor, who is pretty hard to recognize in this without his 'fro and mankini, and (2) those shots are finished as they require little post-production work.

If there are better scenes, they're still full of green screen.


TheSupafly - 2011-07-16

Its probably better than the shitty trailer lets on. Still not good, but better than this shit trailer.


Explodotron - 2011-07-16

Sure are a lot of British accents in 19th century Paris.


CornOnTheCabre - 2011-07-16

love this book... really not that disturbed by the trailer, but DAMN is that a shitty, out-of-place soundtrack.


Screwtape - 2011-07-16

Okay, in this scene we need you to reach out your hand, 'cause its in 3D...

Now in this scene, we need you to reach out both hands, 'cause its in 3D...

Hands, out, 3D...

Maybe we could throw something towards the screen. In 3D...

Okay, 3D, hmmm, what else could we do...

Evil enough.


sosage - 2011-07-17

We'll put a giant cake out...then you...yeah...you already know where I am going with this. Excellent!


Chalkdust - 2011-07-17

PRESENTING

A TRAILER FOR A FAMILY FILM BASED ON A SUCCESSFUL YOUNG ADULT NOVEL

STARRING

THE FONT FROM THE HARRY POTTER TRAILERS


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