Also a jab at gay marriage.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN THEN EMPIRES WILL FALL AND MEN WILL STOP KILLING EACH OTHER
scrrraaatch cmon ladies wash yo sniz freeesshhh see you next tuesdayayayayyyyyy
After using Summer Eve, your vagina will in fact feel like a war zone.
They could very easily have chosen to show Da Vinci painting the Mona Lisa, Franklin and Elenor Roosevelt bringing about international human rights, the birth of Jesus or other great figures, or Queen Mary uniting the kingdoms through marriage to stop war.
But no, they specifically decided to just to blame the bloodshed and wars of Egypt, China and Medieval Europe including slavery, mass rape and genocide, on vaginas, and women who use them to control men. Okay then.
All of what you mentioned has been completely and utterly undone by one simple commercial.
It's like none of that stuff ever happened.
Get over yourselves, penises are way cooler than vaginas and always will be.
Forgotten in all this is the poor, neglected asshole; that most democratic of organs, the Great Equalizer.
History is full of women who left their own mark on the world instead of sitting around and letting men fight over them like they were cattle. They did this because their cooters smelled terrible.
We here at Summer's Eve have come to put a stop to that.
I wonder how much they paid Sid Meier to use a clip from his game in a douche commercial.
|The Mothership |
Hail to something that you can't even say the proper word for. 'V' my ass.
A good opportunity to link the "Its about vaginas" tag.
Things that bother me:
Basically saying that this was all for vagina, and had nothing to do with the women that had them.
None of these ages had Summer's Eve, so why the fuck
Your vagina is like Superman - that's why it needs all the help Summer's Eve can give it.
|Macho Nacho |
All the world's past and current wars of today can be solved if women just clean their cooters.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Since the dawn of time, man has longed to clean women's hoo hoos. Once driven mad, men bowed at the feet of women in ancient Egypt, begging them to clean their cooters. Then in ancient China, they tried to kill each other rather than deal with the smell. Finally in Medieval Europe, they jousted in the hopes that women would clean their ever widening boxes smell because that way they could win little flags, that they would then give to women as hints, mere hope riding on the little pieces of cloth they prayed women would use to wash their vaginas out with. Much blood was later spilled in the Crusades in the hopes that women would get sick of looking at it and take the hint.
So ladies, what it all comes down to is: haven't you forced men to suffer ENOUGH???
|Innocent Bystander |
This is such feminist horseshit! I demand we get a dick-cleaning product with a similar campaign showing how all women are hungry for the old Johnson and which says "Hail to the P" (or even D).
You asked: http://www.duroil.com/duroil_wash.php
Men fought for you; return the failure by cleaning your smelly vagina.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
The vagina is located near the anus.
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