Ok, that was worth it. I love it when my plane leaves planet Earth and decides to advance me to a higher state of being.
Please make sure all electronic devices such as calculators, Sony Walkman, and Game N Watch are shut down before take-off. Stow any cellphones in the overhead compartment, or if there is not room, under the seat in front of you. The lavatories are equipped with detectors for smoke and thinking negative thoughts about Songun politics. Tampering with these detectors will result in a 7,000 won fine to your surviving kin. In the event of a crash, the seat cushion can be used as an anchor to keep you from swimming to neighboring countries, which are populated by 2,300,009 invisible vampire ghosts.
So...is this like a one-way flight? Last time I checked, nobody was let "out"
|Jet Bin Fever |
Indoctrination starting in 3, 2, 1...
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