That girl will grow up to be Mother China's most dutiful soldier.
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done... I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa... and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire liiife.
|Joey The Cobra |
Apparently(according to youtube videos) that girl's some kind of 4 year old emotionally unstable Chinese celebrity. Anyway maybe not anymore according to this google translate of one of the video descriptions:
Sister burst out of control in continental red cross, but now she heard that a break of no longer participate in variety show performances. As for her previous performances, in the end is not a fake out of control? Crying, she said is true, but they still know everything is acting. Like a little adult conversation.
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