spikestoyiu - 2011-07-25
Marrage.
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IrishWhiskey - 2011-07-25 Maybe it's a hostage negotiation. Either they allow gays to marry, or she continues teaching kids that the sanctity of marriage includes 'this'.
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Chalkdust - 2011-07-25
her love is rill but she is not
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takewithfood - 2011-07-25
who the fuck cares
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PANDAR - 2011-07-25
holy shitspa...its best in show in real life! even down to that lil shitsu!
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garcet71283 - 2011-07-25
She married Eugene Victor Tooms.
Squeeze indeed.
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Hooker - 2011-07-25
Wow, she is absolutely infuriating.
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baleen - 2011-07-25 I couldn't make it past the first 5 words.
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StanleyPain - 2011-07-25
I still refuse to believe she's as young as she says she is...she looks like a fucking 40 year old Vegas hooker or something..
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Robin Kestrel - 2011-07-25
"will inevitably do pornography"
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dead_cat - 2011-07-25
I still can't understand why, if they both believed they were meant to be together, that they couldn't wait another year or two to get married. Especially since she's an idiot 16 year-old who can't stop going NGGGGGHH-HMMMNNNGGG!, and who will probably be driving him crazy once the honeymoon is over.
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Toenails - 2011-07-25
I take back what I said about Courtney Stodden in a previous video. Doug Hutchinson is really way more creepy than her.
She likes the attention and the opportunities this is bringing her, and I wouldn't at all be surprised if that's the sole reason she's doing this. Plus, she's just a fucking kid, you know? But unless Doug is doing an elaborate cover-up of a closeted homosexuality, he's strictly in this for the penetration.
So, while she's taking advantage of an old man for a possible reality show, and let's be honest, a real gross tell-all book after they get divorced. He's taking advantage of a starry-eyed teenager for sexual purposes that people will read about later in that gross tell-all book.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2011-07-27 I'm voting closet case. I sense he's repressing how gay he really is. That shitsu is the first clue.
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Hank Friendly - 2011-07-25
"...This mutual friend sent me an email and he said, 'doug, if theres two things that come to mind when I think of you, its underage beaver and generic oxycontin, so I think I can kill both those birds in one swoop, buddy'"
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catpenis27 - 2011-07-25
She looks and talks like that creepy woman that played "Stifler's mom" in American Pie, and played the plastic surgery inundated lesbian in "A mighty Wind" and "Best in Show". What kind of parents would sign of on a marriage thing like this? Would you let your insane 16 yr old daughter marry this fuck? Unless you're just trying to get her to leave the house, is there no parental protection instinct?
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dead_cat - 2011-07-25 It's pretty obvious that at least one of her parents has been approving all her plastic surgery, so I wouldn't put too much stake in their being decent human beings with their daughter's best interests at heart.
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Joey The Cobra - 2011-07-25
Ah 5:40 made me shudder a little
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Burnov - 2011-07-26
That guy's fucking facelift gives him the subtle resemblance of the bug in the "Edgar suit" from Men In Black.
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dead_cat - 2011-07-26 I really (rilly?) don't know where to start with his hairpiece/hair transplant.
To be honest, if there wasn't potential exploitation of a minor involved, I'd just throw up my hands and say these two shallow, plastic assholes deserve each other.
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garcet71283 - 2011-07-26 I dunno...he looked like this back when he did X-Files in the 90s...
He has always been a creepy looking fuck.
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al k duh - 2011-07-26
who the fuck ARE these people?
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memedumpster - 2011-07-26
They make Charlie Sheen's relationships seem well thought out and meaningful.
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