|fedex - 2011-07-25 |
|EvilHomer - 2011-07-25 |
|IrishWhiskey - 2011-07-25 |
I wonder why this guy wouldn't know that everyone makes weird faces during sex. Hrmm....
Actually the alternative is that he does have sex, but that everytime afterwards he has to kill the alien invader in human skin that tried to seduce him as part of a sinister scheme.
|SolRo - 2011-07-25 |
"Honey, I'm not watching porn, I'm searching for evidence of the holographicly disguised reptilian invasion."
|Mother_Puncher - 2011-07-25 |
This is why Ariel Rebel only does softcore and girl on girl. She knows if she takes a cock on film, she WILL be exposed for one of our Reptilian overlords.
I fucking confirmed it here. You can thank me by helping me fight the pornography industry and freeing mankind from the Reptilian oppression.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-07-25 |
Up next: Secret Hidden pentagrams in Playboy centerfolds.
Is the Illuminati hiding subliminal messages in the vaginas of YOUR favorite Hustler models?! Only one man is brave enough to find out!
|HotwaxNinjaPanther - 2011-07-25 |
Pancake makeup makes people look strange and inhuman? Who would have thought?
|Pillager - 2011-07-25 |
Well, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Guinea Pigs.
|fatatty - 2011-07-25 |
Jennifer White...An alien you say?
I will have to conduct extensive studies to get to the bottom of this mystery.
|snothouse - 2011-07-25 |
These people always love ambient "heart of space" techno.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-07-25 |
I don't think she's preoccupied with mental arithmetic when her eyes roll back into her head.
|Redford - 2011-07-25 |
Someone needs to take a Youtube video of one of these people, run it through a bunch of Photoshop filters, "Prove" they are actually a Reptile, and see what the reaction is.
|Squeamish - 2011-07-25 |
Why is it always reptile people? Why isn't it ever fish people, or cephalopod people, or slug people?
Something tells me the crazies of the world are a fundamentally racist lot against aliens.
those aliens are here already, the first two you never see because they conquered the ocean, the third have taken over all damp spaces under large objects that rarely get moved.
|CrimsonHyperSloth - 2011-07-26 |
They claim someone pointed out they were told about this video, I like to think that story went like this:
Bill's jerking off at his desk to this video. They video creator is his boss.
Bill, "Oh shit, boss is coming!" ALT TAB ALT TAB
Guy, "Hey Bill wa... what the Hell is that?"
Bill, "Uh... yeah... uh..." *pause, think fast Bill* "Oh remember that reptilian thing you were on about at lunch? I think I found one in this porno video! I was just.... you know, examining those eyes real close to make sure."
Guy, "Really?! Show me!"
Bill *Whew, thank God he's a fucking idiot...*
|godot - 2011-07-26 |
I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.
|Spit Spingola - 2011-07-27 |
She's reptilian cuz she was kissing somebody's gigantic anaconda huugghghaalalugh
|Rudy - 2011-07-27 |
Let's Neck Morph Shuffle again
Like we did last siriometer...
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