Hey, I had forgotten what vomit tasted like. Mystery solved.
Well it worked. After this song, soldiers are more likely to be grateful that they're dead.
GOD BLESS COURTNEY STODDEN
SHE WAS ONLY SIXTEEN YEARS OLD
Ouch! Our fallen soldiers deserve better than this. Its horrible in its own right, but the jacked up drum track made it all so much worse.
First the WBC and now this
Hey, Al Qaeda? You still there?
You can come pick me up now.
|Hank Friendly |
Not even I would have guessed that it would have gone this far
this is awesomely insane
Born with the face of a 40 year-old plastic housewife, into a life of relative ease, Courtney Stodden has overcome so very much.
That particular hardship is of recent origin.
|The Mothership |
"insult added to injury" tag is desperately needed here. Holy fuck this is awful, and belongs here.
|Caminante Nocturno |
If anything was going to convince me that the wrong side won the Cold War, this is it.
I imagine that soldiers who die after killing civilians get to spend time in hell listening to this song until the people they killed comes and saves them from it out of horrified pity. It may in fact be the pity inducing, hell-saving, component of the universe itself.
I can't even believe a jihadist not breaking down in tears and digging desperately at soldiers' graves after hearing this song and being told about its use as divine punishment.
Miss Stodden, your song is appreciated and we're all very grateful, but I'm sure my fallen battles would be even more grateful if you closed your mouth and whipped out your tits.
That said, if I ever die in Afghanistan, I totally want this playing at my funeral.
|Jimmy Labatt |
Ok so quick POETV poll:
Which is worse, America We Stand As One or this?
I vote for this (sorry Dennis).
America We Stand As One was eventually made entertaining.
|Jet Bin Fever |
As if our troops needed to be any more demoralized.
This showed up on "today in history" and now it's private but I never rated it, and it was a 5er just for being awful and now it's like a 15er for also being private.
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