Stop doing this.

Rupert Thorne put you up to this, didn't he?

DIDN'T HE?

I will as soon as Wayne Tech gives up its tax breaks and military contracts.

Batman keeps a young boy in a cave.

... Okay, he's a Republican.

http://bit.ly/c8Z5nk

The rich doing volunteer work? Please.

He's a billionaire who tells the chief of police what to do.

Oh...man...

He uses money from his own corporation to fund private projects with Luscious Fox. Pretty sure that's embezzlement.

If loving Batman is right, I don't want to be left.

"Luscious Fox"? I'm assuming that's a typo and some Freudian slip...

Actually I interpreted it as a knock against the "big brother" tactics...given the fact that the only morally grounded characters in the movie objected heavily to it...

In fact, I remember republican reviewers complaining about this movie for this exact reason, claiming that it was too obviously a political attack on the DOHS and Bush.

Also...its a freaking movie, get a life, go outside.

So you agree then that Batman is morally corrupt?

If batman REALLY cared about making people's lives better he would stop spending millions on crap like cars and bullet-proof nipples and just donate a few billion to the police department, fire-services etc.

But he doesn't because unless he beats a "criminal" half to death he can't get an erection.

Basically batman is part of the problem, not the solution.

I think that is what makes Nolan's Batman interesting...they make the point that Batman is as much a cause of the problems as he is the solution.