"ouch my soul" needs to be its own tag.

I wonder why this wasn't more successful.

Wait, no. I don't wonder. This is crap.

... ... ... .."I'm Vitsie!"JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!

WHAT

THE

FUCK

o_O

It needs more clipart.

Oh like you all wouldn't.

My dad rented this for me from Blockbuster when I was a wee lad. I still remember the sense of unease and disappointment I felt when Vitsie first appeared on screen.

Fuck you, Vitsie, for making me feel guilty about hating something my dad got for me. Fuck you right in your hideous eyes.

0:51

Oh yeah, this is getting posted to Facebook.

Entertainment Exec 1: So give kids what they want! What do you think they want?
Entertainment Exec 2: Pencils, hamburgers, dinosaurs and dead soulless eyes-- stuff like that.

She's been looking for you.

She's got such sights to show you.

Oh god, I remember being subjected to this once. I was 10, and my parents still refused to believe I wouldn't set the house on fire or chop off my own legs if they left me at home alone for an entire day, so one Saturday they bundled me off with my little brother and sister to a daycare facility. Being several years older than almost everybody there was bad enough, but then they had "video time" (kids were getting too rambunctious) where we all had to sit down in front of the TV and be punished with this dreck.

I don't remember what I said to mom and dad afterward, but from then on I got to stay home by myself.

Unspeakable terror.

Where Vitsie's taking us, we won't need eyes to see.

the irrational animal part of my brain wanted to smash the computer to pieces once it was convinced that this horror lived inside the glowing screen.