erratic 
Somehow manages to be more boring than actual mormon church services.
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IrishWhiskey
So I looked up the story of the golden plates out of curiosity. Turns out Joseph put the plates in box, and let people feel it to know it was heavily, but wouldn't let them open it (so God was okay with physical evidence, just not evidence indistinguishable from fraud).
Afterwards, as people kept asking to see the plates, he said he gave them back to the angel. When people called him a liar, he got a couple of close friends to write statements saying they say the plates (so God's command was actually slightly optional when it came to his buddies).
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EvilHomer
Dum dum dum dum dumb.
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TheSupafly
Heard your son has some golden plates, better watch out... they're poison.
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Xenocide
Other films in this series:
-Joseph Smith and the Special Underwear
-Joseph Smith and the Chest That's Full of Amazing Wonders Which You Are Never Allowed to See
-Joseph Smith and the Half-Blood Prince
-Joseph Smith and the Curse of the Black People
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IrishWhiskey Joseph Smith in "Dude, Where's My Paradise City?"
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Xenocide OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE JOSEPH SMITH HOOOOOOOME
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erratic Joseph Smith and the Flaming Sword
Joseph Smith and the Jupiter Talisman
Joseph Smith and the Magic Spectacles
Joseph Smith and the Slippery Treasure
Joseph Smith and the seeing stone
Joseph Smith and the Altar of Adam
Joseph Smith and the Papyrus Scrolls
Joseph Smith and the Stolen Bible (STOLEN BIBLE!)
(note, all of these are actual joseph smith related stories)
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Caminante Nocturno Joseph Smith Super S
Joseph Smith Z
Joseph Smith Diamond and Pearl
Joseph Smith Try
Joseph Smith!!
Code Smith: Joseph of the Rebellion R2
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Xenocide Sadly, Joseph Smith Legends 3 has been cancelled in production.
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Lord Running Clam
I hope they ride into Deadwood.
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roughnready66
When I toured Temple Square in Salt Lake City recently, my missionary tour guides (yes, plural) made me watch a 30-second clip of something just like this but filmed in the 1980s. It was equally laughable. But I stayed respectful and all that.
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baleen
I have to find a pirated version of this movie immediately.
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Jet Bin Fever They'd probably give it to you free if you asked. Just say you're curious!
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cognitivedissonance
Not quite as awesome as the Zanuck version of "Brigham Young", featuring an EXTREMELY young, pre-horror, Vincent Price as Smith.
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themilkshark
Movies captivate the common folk, they can't look away from all the vivid photography and beautiful faces. We can make them believe anything. Even believe our religion isn't wacky.
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magnesium
This film has excellent hats.
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cognitivedissonance The advantage of setting a film in the 1830s is the money that usually goes into soundtrack rights can be funneled directly into haberdashery budget.
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Caminante Nocturno
Can Joseph Smith win the local eating contest with the help of some golden plates?
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Joseph Smith looks like the serial killer from Perfume: Story of a Murderer.
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