I don't get it.

Every single line hurts my brain.

She wants to be his Adam's apple?
Drilling for her oil as innuendo?
Water doesn't grow in deserts?
"Coeur �olienne" isn't right, "Coeur" is a masculine noun.

But at the same time, I kind of want that pink sweater.

Vanessa Paradis she ain't.

Chicks totally dig guys who wash their faces in random streams