Must be a Russian tradition to only throw the first punch if your are a pussy, and will definitely get your ass handed to you.
Then to return repeatedly for more ass-handing-to's.
Also..needs an Esther Williams tag.
Total rip off of that scene from Eastern Promises. -1 no box cutter.
It's like a battle royal, only at an aquarium. Tall dude is Andre the Giant.
Russian Sucker Punch: Walk calmly up to a person, hands open and about chest high as if you're going to make a very interesting and irrefutable point in a verbal debate. Say a few syllables...then punch.
Hey Pachuco needs to play during every melee.
Well this is a nice time with the aquarium and the brawling HOLY SHIT MY DATE IS HOT.
|Born in the RSR |
"Security" people are always dipshits. I bet that guy was pissed off cos he was working security in an aquarium and no one usually starts shit there so he thanked his lucky stars that he finally found someone to hit.
Preemptive disclaimer: my definition of "security people" does not include bouncers. Chill out guys, you're cool!
Shouting, fighting, blood and vodka in the water...sucks to be a porpoise in Russia.
Slaughter in the water.
|The Mothership |
The just keep falling in, over and over and over.
What was the porpoise of the fighting? I'm whaling to bet it's to do with money, most fighting starts over only a few squid.
Five starfish for the video.
Also waterway to throw a punch, it went sailing over the guys head, mast by a nautical mile.
You sunk my battleship!
They just kept going and going.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Too bad they weren't fighting near the alligator pond.
|Dr Dim |
That was fantastic. The Citizen Kane of internet videos.
|Adham Nu'man |
Pity nobody punched and/or wrestled a dolphin. Still, 5 stars.
Those ropes are doing a fantastic job.
I was going to ask why a bunch of drunk guys were at a dolphin show, but then I remembered it's Russia.
I'd prefer if this was 5 minutes and 43 seconds of that cute crystal-eyed Russian girl blathering at the camera.
Yeah, you can find videos of guys brawling in a dolphin tank anywhere on the Internet, but cute girls?????
WHITE SHIRTS VS. BLACK SHIRTS: GO!
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