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Desc:'Hip' pastor wants to be the UFC's chaplain. Joe Rogan responds with icy indifference.
Category:Sports, Religious
Tags:MMA, Joe Rogan, UFC, white people, LOL XTIANS
Submitted:MongoMcMichael
Date:08/09/11
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Comment count is 31
Xenocide
Why does every youth pastor sounds gayer than the last?
Change
Whole lot of words just to say 'fuck you'.
biclops
"Get to the question, bitch!"

Did he going to check out subatomic particles under a microscope?
biclops
DID HE GOING

Bort
What got in your ass, biclops? WHAT GO IN YOUR ASS?

StanleyPain
they need to do way instain question

Maru
DID HE GOING

Maru
heh

Bort
Odd that this guy would rather devote his youth pastoring to wrestling than, I don't know, feeding the hungry.
Change
yes

wtf japan
"If I was you, I would smoke weed and look through a microscope."

Best possible response.
Hugo Gorilla
UFC needs youth pastors like ancient Romans needed fodder for gladiator.
baleen
I heard his knee dislocate, and as he spat nose-blood all over me, I started to think, "What am I doing, what is this? Where am I going with my life?"

notascientist
Youth Pastors are, in my experience, the most loathsome kind of human. It is amazing that they simultaneously convey sanctimonious self righteousness, self loathing, and constant anxiety all in one incredibly superficial, desperate to seem cool package. Add to that they twist themselves into this inhuman shape for the purposes of deluding children into being just as miserable and deluded as they are, and you have the shit icing on the shit cake. How depressing.
Xenocide
Never trust anyone who is proud to be associated with a Megachurch.

cognitivedissonance
It depends. In most Protestant situations, youth pastors are basically doing their internship until a real preaching gig comes up. Very few of them are doing it for anything other than to waste time until a congregation needs him. Outside of that, the youth pastor who isn't looking for a real congregation has either burnt so many bridges as to be unemployable elsewhere.

In Catholic situations, the priest who gets harangued into the youth mass is usually the Father Dougal, who doesn't really understand how much of it is bullshit and how much of it is actually vital to the tradition. You'll never see a Jesuit youth mass, outside of a Boys Town environment.


Born in the RSR
Space documentaries! Fuck yeah! I dunno who this guy is but I'm startin' to like him.


Bootymarch
Joe Rogan is almost as much of an annoying douchebag as that other Rogan, but I have to give credit where it's due.

"And then maybe like watch some space documentary"
chumbucket
mega church
spikestoyiu
Joe Rogan is really into holistic bullshit and other quackery, so I dunno if he really wants to try and pass himself off as some sort of man of science or whatever.
SolRo
holistic bullshit these days tries to use as much science as it can get away with without accidentaly disproving itself.

dumb but well-meaning people like Rogan can easly fall for it.

Caminante Nocturno
Christianity has been doing the exact same thing for a while now.

WHO WANTS DESSERT
He's beyond holistic bullshit, he thinks that taking drugs lets him talk to aliens. He's up there with Bill Maher when it comes to quacks who are self-appointed Guardians of Reason.

spikestoyiu
He reads and posts on an MMA messageboard with surprisingly regularity (which kind of contradicts the idea made below that he hates MMA fans, but whatever), and he very recently asked for more information on those hologram bracelets.

spikestoyiu
Surprising rather than surprisingly. Whatever.

memedumpster
I hope it becomes trendy for UFC fans to hate Christians openly and constantly.
catpenis27
Seriously.

StanleyPain
I don't like Joe Rogan really, and I think he's a lazy comedian (though one of the better lazy comedians), but one thing about him I have learned from most of my co-workers being huge Rogan fans and UFC fans and thus having to listen a lot of his material and interviews: he kinda hates UFC fans with a flaming passion and has basically said as much. He likes his job, but he hates the cult that has sprung up around it and he loves to piss on people like this.
heyitslozeau
"All sports have chaplains: the army, the airforce"


Rodents of Unusual Size
"I tried all that stuff and I just didn't get it."

No. You didn't.
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