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Desc:'Hip' pastor wants to be the UFC's chaplain. Joe Rogan responds with icy indifference.
Category:Sports, Religious
Tags:MMA, Joe Rogan, UFC, white people, LOL XTIANS
Submitted:MongoMcMichael
Date:08/09/11
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Comment count is 31
Xenocide - 2011-08-09
Why does every youth pastor sounds gayer than the last?
Change - 2011-08-09
Whole lot of words just to say 'fuck you'.
biclops - 2011-08-09
"Get to the question, bitch!"

Did he going to check out subatomic particles under a microscope?
biclops - 2011-08-09
DID HE GOING

Bort - 2011-08-09
What got in your ass, biclops? WHAT GO IN YOUR ASS?

StanleyPain - 2011-08-09
they need to do way instain question

Maru - 2012-08-07
DID HE GOING

Maru - 2012-08-07
heh

Bort - 2011-08-09
Odd that this guy would rather devote his youth pastoring to wrestling than, I don't know, feeding the hungry.
Change - 2011-08-09
yes

wtf japan - 2011-08-09
"If I was you, I would smoke weed and look through a microscope."

Best possible response.
Hugo Gorilla - 2011-08-09
UFC needs youth pastors like ancient Romans needed fodder for gladiator.
baleen - 2011-08-09
I heard his knee dislocate, and as he spat nose-blood all over me, I started to think, "What am I doing, what is this? Where am I going with my life?"

notascientist - 2011-08-09
Youth Pastors are, in my experience, the most loathsome kind of human. It is amazing that they simultaneously convey sanctimonious self righteousness, self loathing, and constant anxiety all in one incredibly superficial, desperate to seem cool package. Add to that they twist themselves into this inhuman shape for the purposes of deluding children into being just as miserable and deluded as they are, and you have the shit icing on the shit cake. How depressing.
Xenocide - 2011-08-09
Never trust anyone who is proud to be associated with a Megachurch.

cognitivedissonance - 2011-08-09
It depends. In most Protestant situations, youth pastors are basically doing their internship until a real preaching gig comes up. Very few of them are doing it for anything other than to waste time until a congregation needs him. Outside of that, the youth pastor who isn't looking for a real congregation has either burnt so many bridges as to be unemployable elsewhere.

In Catholic situations, the priest who gets harangued into the youth mass is usually the Father Dougal, who doesn't really understand how much of it is bullshit and how much of it is actually vital to the tradition. You'll never see a Jesuit youth mass, outside of a Boys Town environment.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-08-09
See VenomFangX

Born in the RSR - 2011-08-09
Space documentaries! Fuck yeah! I dunno who this guy is but I'm startin' to like him.


Bootymarch - 2011-08-09
Joe Rogan is almost as much of an annoying douchebag as that other Rogan, but I have to give credit where it's due.

"And then maybe like watch some space documentary"
chumbucket - 2011-08-09
mega church
spikestoyiu - 2011-08-09
Joe Rogan is really into holistic bullshit and other quackery, so I dunno if he really wants to try and pass himself off as some sort of man of science or whatever.
SolRo - 2011-08-09
holistic bullshit these days tries to use as much science as it can get away with without accidentaly disproving itself.

dumb but well-meaning people like Rogan can easly fall for it.

Caminante Nocturno - 2011-08-09
Christianity has been doing the exact same thing for a while now.

WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-08-09
He's beyond holistic bullshit, he thinks that taking drugs lets him talk to aliens. He's up there with Bill Maher when it comes to quacks who are self-appointed Guardians of Reason.

spikestoyiu - 2011-08-09
He reads and posts on an MMA messageboard with surprisingly regularity (which kind of contradicts the idea made below that he hates MMA fans, but whatever), and he very recently asked for more information on those hologram bracelets.

spikestoyiu - 2011-08-09
Surprising rather than surprisingly. Whatever.

memedumpster - 2011-08-09
I hope it becomes trendy for UFC fans to hate Christians openly and constantly.
catpenis27 - 2011-08-09
Seriously.

StanleyPain - 2011-08-09
I don't like Joe Rogan really, and I think he's a lazy comedian (though one of the better lazy comedians), but one thing about him I have learned from most of my co-workers being huge Rogan fans and UFC fans and thus having to listen a lot of his material and interviews: he kinda hates UFC fans with a flaming passion and has basically said as much. He likes his job, but he hates the cult that has sprung up around it and he loves to piss on people like this.
heyitslozeau - 2011-08-09
"All sports have chaplains: the army, the airforce"


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2011-08-10
"I tried all that stuff and I just didn't get it."

No. You didn't.
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