|Billy the Poet |
You know, even if you put a really good actor with tons of charisma under that green makeup and wig, he'd come off as a dipshit. And they went with Jamie Kennedy.
Couldn't make it past :50, how desperate were the people behind this they had to basically rehash the "Cuban Pete" type dance scene, which itself wasn't that funny?
Also why does this seem so 90s? I know this movie was made some time in the 2000's but still...
Excruciating. The worst are his soulless, dead eyes in the closeups.
|Abstract Fainter |
The real heroes of this film are the grips, camera, unit managers, electric and lighting workers who were exposed to 1000+ hours of this day in and day out, by tremendous fortitude only two of which committed suicide.
some of them contracted serious case's of the Chevy's, Ackroyds and to a lesser extent the Murphys and Lawrence's. Of course studio health insurance refuses to cover the medical expenses.
I thought this movie was about a baby wearing the mask.
I watched less than a fourth of this terrible movie but I can give you a description of the plot.
Some new guy finds the mask and proceeds to do wacky stuff and has sex with his wife in the dark while wearing the mask.
9 Months later the baby is born looking normal but it has the same abilities as a mask wearer, causing HILLARIOUS comedy with his father suffering all the pratfalls.
The father can't accept that the baby is his and the baby treats him like the victim of all his jokes.
Loki gets involved searching for the mask and BLAHBLAHBLAH Loki learns to get along with Odin and the baby gets along with his father.
Add some scenes with the dog wearing the mask here and there and THE END.
This was the last movie ever played at my childhood favorite theater, which is now a church.
I'd consider it a desecrated altar, but whatever.
i hate you, son of the mask.
Believe it or not, Ace Ventura Jr. had moments worse than this.
That might have been the worst scene I've ever seen in a movie. Every part was regrettable, unpleasant, poorly done, and obviously quite expensive.
This is how you can be Wright and wrong at the same time.
Christ, it looks like a TV movie. And yet they poured millions into it.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I made it through a remarkable minute and 34 seconds only to pause it right at a terrible close up. Truly, incredibly awful.
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