Xenocide The Undertaker is only worth listening to when he's a zombie. Or a ghost, or a Frankenstein, or whatever he was supposed to be before they turned him into a middle aged redneck biker.
sosage More POETV wrasslin' trivia...someone explain why the hell they turned him into a biker?
Hooker His undead gimmick was getting very, very thin when he retired it. That he was repackaged as something else not terribly good shouldn't distract from the fact that his old thing was quite stale.
Xenocide Lies. There were still dozens of terrible death puns he had yet to employ.
TheOtherCapnS I always just assumed he was an unusually muscular necromancer who was in the process of becoming a lich. But that's just me of course...
EvilHomer Thin? NEVER! The 'takers zombie bit never got old; in fact, I stopped watching wrasslin' specifically because of that biker bullshit. No amount of Chris Jericho or Lita in low-slung cargo pants could make up for the Dead Man turning into a Kid Rock listening puss.
Rudy I'm pretty sure he changed his gimmick just to get the same discount on tanning all the other wrestlers enjoyed.
giygusattack I remember a Conan O' Brien skit from this time that was just a compilation of mock commercials and jokes about the XFL. I couldn't find it, but it totally deserves that XFL tag.
spikestoyiu Nothing says "badass" like a lady's name tattooed on your neck.