Porno-quality acting and a male eagle laying an egg. This commercial has it all.

I thought this was from the 80's until they broke out the web site address

i bet vern fonk could kick that eagles ass!

Day time television insurance and trade school commercials are a beautiful art form.

Now we need the Chicago ad where the bankers chase the debtors around in a steamroller.

I want to see that eagle crying next to a picture of the twin towers.

Cheese and Rice! This is amazing!

Last time a guy in an eagle suit took a dump on my car I called the cops

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Sliickkckck *BOIIIING*

It's very hard to decide when you should start or stop screaming during this commercial.

Dosen't anyone care that the thing is named EagleMAN but it lays an egg?

"I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!"

i love how they remind you of the commercial's plot with an animation.

The egg laying sound is horror.

I ... got nothin' to say.

Holy christ. I'm never going to Chicago.

Acting!

Oh geez, it's a birdcrap that hatches. THANK YOU, EAGLEMAN!

This made me laugh in terror.

Was it just me or does EagleMan have Downs?

The world needs to stop being so fucking disturbing, I can't keep up.

THE LITTLE CHICKLET IS TERRIFYING.

It...it....what?

Since that's eagleMAN, will that hatchling grow up to be a cockatrice?