Chris-chan has become linked to the Nexus of All Realities.
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can we stop doing this? Is it funny anymore?
People who still follow Chris-Chan are more pathetic than Chris-Chan
I don't think he's sad or pathetic. He's living his life the only way his unique brain chemistry allows him to. The people who've built a cult around him, however, are extremely sad and pathetic.
I get it BOOSH, you're too cool for school. Tell you what, why don't you hop on your white horse, ride into CWCville Virginia and get this boy a job so I won't have to be so pathetic! Save me from my sad existence, I can't look away from the aspie man-boy-lady!
Yeah guys, stop uploading videos of Chris to this site, let's just keep uploading all the other dozens of mental cases we find in yt, kay?
Milkshark, you have the stench of reddit and 4chan upon you and it's coming through the screen
PS: you forgot to call me a "hipster"
BOOSH, I don't visit reddit or 4chan but nice try. I'm fascinated with CWC and I post his videos for those who care to see them. Throw any insults you'd like at me for it, because that clearly makes you superior.
uh, what's your problem with 4chan?
Did you *grin darkly* to yourself when you came up with that bon mot
Just like to point out that you appear to be unnaturally interested in following Chris-Chan, who is likely mentally challenged and who has been subject to a multi-year online and offline harassment campaign.
So good to see where you stand on the issues (so to speak)
Sephiroth has a meaning outside of a stupid japanese soap opera. Just sayin'
I'm pretty sure Chris is going to find that finding a boyfriend that likes him is just as fucking painful as finding a girl. Considering that text message he got was extremely staged, I'd say he's lost the approval of everyone around him that was supposed to love him unconditionally.
Also, has anyone ever figured out why his camera turns everything a different color of a second, giving it that super creepy "I found this old, warped VHS in the attic of an abandoned house" vibe?
I think his mom still loves him. I know his dad has disowned him and calls him a fag now. It's all an elaborate cover so he can use ladies' public restrooms. Sounds like the kind of rape strategy only Chris Chan could brew up.
He still wants a girlfriend. He thinks there's a segment of women who will be attracted to this.
What's wrong with you people? He's just building his new girlfriend, from the ground up. Is it just me, or is he rocking a serious "Edith Bunker" look here?
This whole ordeal Tyson said makes me think back to the video Chris made about how girls shouldn't date other girls. Maybe he thinks this will assure him he can no longer be told by girls that they aren't attracted to men.
As far as the camera thing goes, Chris-chan figures the auto-adjust and auto-focus of his eyetoy is enough. And it is, to be fair, a decent enough camera but if it doesn't get enough light to record, or is hit repeatedly enough with heavy, fast-moving objects, it will take shitty videos that look like something out of Silent Hill.
This whole Chris-Chan thing is like watching one of those roof jump videos in super ultra slow motion.
Now trending : hatred of old poe memes, desire for more video game clips.
For me, Chris attempting to replicate the innumerable host of "professional" makeup shows on youtube propels this into worthwhile.
The fact that he looks like an otherworldly version of Dobby from Peep Show helps too.
Let's not take Chris Chan for granted.
I could only watch about 5 seconds of this.
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once again, i do not understand why he would do this
This reminds me of that one episode of King of the Hill where after so many failed attempts at getting his ex-wife to come back to him Bill finally cracked and started cross dressing.
That's not the only time. Remember when Hank and Peggy went out of town and Dale and Bill broke into their home to prove it could be broken into and then dressed like them to make potential robbers think there was somebody home? Bill dressed like Peggy. Sure, one of them had to be but I think Bill's choice was due to his underlying obsession with Peggy. Bill has problems. He used to be a bad ass football player ladies man until the army experimented on him with placebos and fucked his world up.
No, Bill just coasted on his high school football greatness until he ran out of gas somewhere in SoYouDestroyedYourLife-Ville.
During his second coming he has brought with him less hilarity and much more mind boggling insanity.
I won't lie, I still kind of wish for the old days of Sonichu when he actually still had some fire in his eyes and saw something worth fighting over... as absurd as it might've been.
He's been broken somewhere along the way and this is his coping mechanism, I'll admit, its pretty fucking sad.
Initially I was excited that he had come back, but something seems to be missing this time around. I'm just hoping in vain the guy will snap out of it admittedly for my sake just as much as his.
I used to feel that way but Chris-chan managed to not make a single correct life choice. His doctor told him to eat better and exercise more to cure his incontinence - which he didn't do.
The attraction sign saga could have ended a lot earlier if he obeyed the dean of his community college - which he didn't do.
His art (terrible as it is) might have been improved if he actually bothered to work at it and studied - which he didn't do. And Sonichu is not something he could show to other people and get money for. The sooner he grows out of that, the better.
It took him much longer to finish his CADD certificate than usual - 6 years instead of 2. He could have finished on time that would have required him to measure things accurately and follow instructions - which he didn't do.
His friends have deserted him, including very patient ones that could have been his friends his whole life. But respecting boundaries is something Chris didn't do.
White knights have been warning him ahead of times of trolling attempts, and he has continued to ignore them.
Dead_cat is right. If Chris-chan ever gets a moment of clarity, he'll either commit himself or eat a bullet. But that won't happen, so he'll be committed after he's arrested for doing something completely insane.
woe to the republic
|Oscar Wildcat |
Andy Warhol died for your sins, ChrisChan.
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I watched the whole thing.
The entire Chris-chan saga is like the multi-car pileup in Final Destination 2.
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