It's to impress 16 year olds. Another expensive rape strategy.
THA SUGAH RAIN
So the idea is that you go to the mall and pull up where all the 16 year olds are smoking rebelliously, pop your trunk, and just wait for the ladies to line up?
They're like moths. They'll tumble into the trunk and keep bumping up against the lights until they're turned off.
That's when the screaming starts.
This is what happens to your car if you drive it through a gay carwash.
It appears in the desert on the harvest moon.
The Techno TARDIS has several disadvantages over the traditional model.
For one thing, instead of giving you access to all of time and space, it can only transport between a crappy nightclub and your parents' house.
Nothing but the best for my victims.
I was going to post a link to a King of the Hill clip- that one where Dale gets abducted by the Laotion raver with the tricked out space car- but I can't find it, so you'll have to use your imagination. Unless you've never seen that episode, in which case, forget I said anything.
I can't even imagine how much fun luggage/groceries must have in that trunk.
Fancy trunk installs for your giant subwoofers and amps were so awesome in 1996. I can't believe people still do this.
Yo dawg i heard you like lights so we made your trunk useless.
HEY LOOK EVERYONE I SPENT SOME MONEY!
So this is what all the fuss was about in Repo Man?
God DAMN am I disappointed.
oh merz, super phantom fairy stars for U
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
There are way too many five-stary worthy comments in this discussion.... So, if you've made a witty comment here, these stars are for you.
|Sudan no1 |
The world's most expensive fender-bender.
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