|EvilHomer - 2011-08-18 |
Counterpoint to http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=98422
Awww, jeeze, flashbacks man. "Hey Homer, what time is it?" "It's, uh-" "IT'S PARTY TIME!"
Shirts off, humping the air, surrounded by gyrating men, don't ask don't tell.
You should submit that one.
|wtf japan - 2011-08-18 |
5 for "farts and minds."
|chumbucket - 2011-08-18 |
Afghanistan's Got Talent
|catpenis27 - 2011-08-18 |
Dammit, I would have totally submitted this but I was positive it was a dupe. How could this not already be on here? I saw this on Stileproject in like 2003, under the title "Terror attack in progress". Also, "rich and ancient cultural hertiage", you gotta fix hertiage to say heritage. But good tag. I hope to see it get used soon.
Sorry, catpenis! You mentioned it in the other video, but nobody submitted an actual link, so I figured I'd jump on it. It really is an awesome clip, and illustrates your point perfectly.
However, I'd like to point out that this guy is clearly one of the "good" Afghanis. He's hanging out with white people, and is most likely either a Western collaborator, or a really good sleeper agent.
No worries, I'm glad it's here finally. I hope to see the political discussion get outrageous here as well.
|memedumpster - 2011-08-18 |
This man is not a terrorist and you're no Cena Mark either. Way to ruin an enjoyable video.
You realize being a troll involves misrepresenting your position. Expressing that you are an actual piece of shit isn't trolling.
Thanks Hank, but actually, I never got to Afghanistan. I'd love to cultivate an internet backstory as a Bouncer, but the sad truth is I spent most of my time shacked up in the Midwest, shuffling security clearance paperwork, making sure BCT washout suicide risks didn't off themselves, and debating whether I should go to the Nichiren Temple or the Wiccan Circle every Sunday morning. I'm hoping to fix that with a civilian job- shuffling security clearance paperwork in Kandahar, courtesy of America's finest freemarket murder corporations- but I busted my shit too badly to be deployed.
That said, yeah, I know full well these Dirka Dirka bastards are humans, just like you and me. In some cases, maybe even MORE than me. I'm not trying to troll here and I don't really see how memedumpster got that idea; is it simply because I called him a "terrorist"? Well sorry. "Freedom fighter" then. I call Southerners "rednecks", anime fans "faggots", people who listen to David Icke's podcasts "batshit lunatics"; why not give terrorists- err, freedom fighters, the same courtesy?
I think part of the issue is just what Sephirock, catpenis, et. al. touched upon in the other video. War's not just a bunch of square-jawed stereotypes slugging each other in the cock. Everyone involved is a human being, no more, no less, and the more familiar you get with the human beings involved, the more you see them in this sort of informal, even "silly" light. US Army soldiers are always fucking around. They sing, they dance, they rip on each other, they come up with sarcastic pet names for people, like, I dunno, "terrorist", which (in some weird, fucked up way) is as much a term of endearment as anything else. Haji does the same on his own turf, whether they're "good" terrorists who hang out with us, like the guy in this video, or "bad" terrorists, the kind who greedily horde their oil and refuse to share it's sweet black viscousy goodness with us God-fearing neo-imperialist types.
It all comes down to humor. Either you've got a sense of humor about the whole thing, or you don't. And if you don't, well, then you wind up snapping and hanging yourself or running into a Basra nightclub and blowing yourself up in the name of Allah. So chill out, meme! And I'm sorry if I hurt your limpdick, pinko, terrorist-sympathizer feelings. Hugs?
God bless you for not taking your own life, Homer. I would rather pass a kidney stone every day than have to administratively mire myself in the inescapable abyss of security clearance paperwork.
I admire your Fair and Balanced explanation of what I consider having a sense of humor and not being a reactionary cockbite who cannot see beyond the five feet of deluded far left bullshit in front of one's ugly face. (I apologize for the casual use of "far left", as it falsely implicates me as being in any way politically oriented, but it definitely applies in this case)
What do you expect though dude, these people don't know shit.
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